Brian Parrish - Capella's Snot-Nosed Potty-mouth!

Brian Parrish, another inarticulate Capella "leaner", recently flamed us using the e-mail address of brianpparrish@adelphia.net. Interestingly, Brian Parrish is believed to be enrolled in an undergraduate program at Capella where he is attempting to earn a BS (most likely, the kind that is not a degree <grin>) in Information Technology, General Program. As to be expected, the Dean of that program is non-other than Kurt Linberg! Hey Kurt, why don't you add Brian Parrish to your Kangaroo Court - he would certainly fit right in with the rest of them!

Gosh, where is Capella's Shyster, Greg Thom, to cork this idiot's mouth? Talk about "comportment!" Oh well. . .


Brian P. Parrish: Capella's Potty Mouth

The following post was received on our sister-site (July 26, 2005) and we've decided to post it here (we've left all of Brain Parrish's hideous spelling and grammatical errors but, due to his potty-mouth, we've had to redact his vulgarities). Oh well, so typical of some of the bigoted morons at Capella. Doesn't this idiot make you want to enroll at Capella University today!?

 

 

> You are a little stupid a** b*t*h!, To [sic] dumb for Capella?

Brian
Posted: Jul 26 2005, 09:08 AM


Group: Newbie
Posts: 1
Member No.: 70
Joined: 26-July 05



I have to say...your lawsuit against Capella (the capellauniversity.org site) is about the most retarded stuff I have ever seen. I hope you read all of this and I hope I hurt your feelings. I can't believe your "learning disability" affects getting a Capella education. I read the entire court filing and no where [sic] does it describe what kind of "disability" you have, only that it involves the software.

Guess what brainstein [sic], you have to be able to read and write and to at least understand computer concepts to go to an online school and to get a PhD to boot? Not everyone is smart enough to do that, you in particular.

I hope you get counter-sued and lose everything. You have to be about the stupidest dumba** alive not to be able to hang with a online degree program.

I mean come on, how dumb are you? Are just retarded or something? Are you going to sue MIT or Yale next because your socialist idea of EVERYONE having to have the same opportunities as you (the dumba**) isn't working as planned?

You should also be ashamed of yourself for badmouthing an institution like Capella. They are a great school for those with the minimal intelligence to at least understand online coursework.

I am so tired of people like you infecting the American way with dumbing down everything so idiots like you can "have a chance too". [sic]

Stop b*t*hing and get an IQ for a change, you f**k*ng retard.

Go ahead and sue me too, you have my e-mail address [brianpparrish@adelphia.net].to get in contact with me.. [sic] I DARE YOU! You don't have the b*lls (nor the intelligence) to do it, you winy [sic] little dumba** b*st*rd.

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