e-Nonlearning

At Capella, learning is secondary to being bled dry for your "tuition" and being harassed by incompetent university officials and instructors (some of whom who have bought their degrees from diploma mills). More on these matters will be posted in the near future, for now, please enjoy the following graphic - it's exactly the kind of thing you'll experience at Capella University (more than likely on a daily basis) so you might as well get used to it here! By the way, the following graphic is an ACTUAL SAMPLE taken directly from the Capella site - you can tell because, at Capella University, spelling doesn't count - they turn everything (like course room) into compound words. Maybeitmightbeniceifwejustcompletelyingoredallspacesbetweeneverythingthatwayitwillsavespaceandyoucanthenwritealotmore!

Now that you're either bored to tears or have had an epileptic seizure from staring at the course load graphic, let's practice another useful skill you'll need at Capella - it's a little game called "find the syllabus." Please click on the button below to begin. Don't be disturbed if you don't find anything (after all, that's the point)! Enjoy!

While you're trying to find the syllabus, be sure to visit some TRUE stories, from REAL students learners at Capella University:

• Student Complaints - See what students comment on in their classes, and in other "places," on the Capella University web site! The comments contained in this section were obtained from the United States Department of Education under the Freedom of Information Act. Enjoy!
• Jerks & Liars - just in case you missed it, be sure to visit our Jerks & Liars section to find out how Capella University officials, and some of their friends, lie and abuse students learners.
• Find out how Capella University denies academic freedom and then abuses students.
• Learn about Capella University's unholy alliance with the University of California, Irvine! We'll soon be posting materials that demonstrate that making money is more important than the welfare of students coughing up big bucks in order to be scammed by Capella University.

Pay Exorbitant Tuition Fees and Get Thrown Out!

Capella seems to be the type of institution where students get abused and thrown out all the time. That's right, all the time! In documents received from the United States Department of Education, Office for Civil Rights, at least FIVE STUDENTS have been subjected to "disciplinary action" by the thugs at Capella recently. Take a look at the following:

• List of Capella's censorship and other pernicious abuse against four students. Oh, these students are just so terrible (NOT!) - one courageous student had the audacity to complain to Capella's CEO (this student should receive a medal)!

...More Coming Soon!