Shawn Ambrose Revealed!
The following contains the complete text of the declaration that
Shawn Ambrose filed on behalf of his employer, Capella University.
The only thing we've added are comments and links to appropriate
sources along with some other rather amusing items. Additional information
about Shawn Ambrose may be found on the pages
dedicated to him elsewhere on this site.
In addition to the text version provided below, we've also provided a copy of Shawn Ambrose's official declaration (requires Adobe Acrobat Reader)! We hope you enjoy fiction!
I, Shawn Ambrose, declare as follows:
- I am a Ph.D. student of Capella University, School of Business and Technology (Capella), and have been working towards my Ph.D. in Organization and Management since April of 2003. I make this declaration in support of Capella's Reply Brief in Support of Opposition to Plaintiff's Motion to Strike. I make these statements of my own personal knowledge, and if called, could and would testify competently thereto.
- I am a Staff Sergeant in the Wisconsin National Guard. I have served in the Army National Guard for more than eighteen years. I was deployed from February 2004 through April 2005, and served in Iraq.
Did Shawn Ambrose Work at Abu Ghraib? |
Why is it that Shawn Ambrose prefaces nearly everything he writes with statements that:
- He is a "Ph.D. Learner" at Capella?
- He served in Baghdad (did he work at Abu Ghraib)?

Regardless, we're not impressed. BTW, do you think Ambrose related to another fine "American" - Lynndie England? (Pardon us while we puke.) For some strange reason, there certainly seems to be a striking resemblance in both his behavior and actions with England's! |
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- I am employed full-time by Lac Courte Oreilles Ojibwa Community College, in Wisconsin, as a business faculty member. This college is located on a Native American reservation and my students are predominantly Native Americans. I am a member of the Andrew Jackson University adjunct faculty pool. In January 2006, I became an adjunct faculty member for Capella, teaching Principles of Organizational Communication.
- I am not an employee of Capella. In my capacity as an adjunct faculty member for Capella, I am an independent contractor for the limited purpose of teaching a particular course. I receive no workers' compensation, health or retirement benefits from Capella. I have not been issued business cards from Capella. As an independent contractor for Capella, I cannot and do not attend regular faculty meetings. I cannot be a part of any standing committee for the University. I do not participate in any Capella sponsored employee activities.
Shawn Ambrose is Only an "Independent Contractor" |
Like 85% of Capella's faculty, Shawn Ambrose is just an "independent contractor" - impressive, to say the least about a "University" that charges outrageous fees and tuition to take courses from sleaze balls like Shawn Ambrose and charlatans, such as Diane Stottlemyer!
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- I first became familiar with Plaintiff,
(La Marca) while I was stationed in Baghdad, when I read and responded to two of his electronic posts made on Capella discussion boards, in June and July of 2004. The first was a post by La Marca on Capella's "General Discussion Board" where he described filing a complaint with the United States Department of Education, Office of Civil Rights (OCR), against Capella regarding accessibility issues with WebCT for those with learning disabilities. In responding to La Marca's post, it was my purpose to try and understand the problems he was experiencing, and assist, if I could, in resolving his complaints. A true and correct copy of La Marca's post, my responding post and his reply are attached collectively as Exhibit 17.
- La Marca's second post occurred in June of 2004 where he maintained Capella had censored discussion board threads. I again responded and pointed out to him where I believed the archived posts had been placed.. A true and correct copy of La Marca's post, my response and his reply are attached collectively as Exhibit 18.
- The last post I recall seeing from La Marca on the Capella discussion boards occurred on July 17, 2004 where he provided a link to his site at www.capellauniversitysucks.us. I registered at www.capellauniversitysucks.us on July 23, 2004 under my first initial and last name, and posted the short message, "how pathetic," which reflected my opinion of the site, and "EOM" for "end of message.". Almost immediately, I was banned from posting and blocked from accessing his site. A true and correct copy of a portion of my post is attached as exhibit 19.
Shawn Ambrose's Childish Post
Shawn Ambrose has relentlessly posted his nonsense all over the Internet. In fact, he spends so much time doing so that it far exceeds his visits to his own online classes at Lac Courte Oreilles Ojibwa Community College, (visit our "Day in the Life of Shawn Ambrose Page" for details).
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Shawn Ambrose's fanatical
obsession with abusing those who stand up against
the blatant bigotry and discrimination that exists
at Capella speaks for itself! What Ambrose refuses
to note are the endless number of times he registered on those forums
so that he could post more of his spittle - gosh,
isn't that a "professional" thing for a
Capella "Ph.D. Learner" and "Adjunct
Faculty Member" to do? That certainly says a LOT! As
noted above, Ambrose has relentlessly stuck his nose
in places were it didn't belong to begin with and has continued to do so for nearly two
years. The fact he continues to launch barrage after
barrage of his drivel all over the Internet only demonstrates
what a pathetic abusive cretin he really is.
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8. I registered another time on www.capellauniversitysucks.us on October 1, 2004, under the name "Capella Rocks." My selection of name was in response to the numerous posts by La Marca under the name "CapellaSucks" and "CapellaStinks."
Shawn Ambrose's Vindictiveness Revealed
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Gosh, Ambrose must have the gift of prophecy - he can identify people by Internet usernames! Impressive!
Hypocritically, one moment Shawn Ambrose claims he's trying to be "sympathetic" to those with disabilities who are subjected to severe discrimination and retaliation by Capella University and then, a few moments later, he states that he selected his kiss-ass name of "Capella Rocks" - his intent in doing so should be evident to all but the most brain-dead Capella goons and sleaze balls!
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My post as Capella Rocks was in direct response to La Marca, who was posting on this site as "AbusedByCapella." In his post, La Marca discussed the complaint he had filed against Capella with OCR. He included the docket number "OCR Docket #05-04-2092" and described the situation as a complaint against high ranking officials at Capella University. A true and correct copy of his (later edited) post as "AbusedByCapella" and my response is included herein as Exhibit 20. I was subsequently banned from posting and blocked from his argument referring to my past problems with drugs and alcohol, accusing me of having brain damage as a result, calling me a drunkard, apparently classifying me as a jerk and liar from Capella, and a wacko. The statements contained in this Exhibit are similar to other remarks made by La Marca on his own website or posted by him on discussion boards located on other websites. Although I have had previous substance abuse issues, I achieved and have maintained sobriety, since August of 1992. All of
La Marca's statements disparage my character and accomplishments and make false claims about me.
The Truth: Alcohol & Drug Abuse Causes Brain Damage
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Poor Shawn Ambrose, apparently he hasn't read anything in years or then again, perhaps his brain is too fried to recognize the fact that alcohol and drug abuse does cause brain damage! Here are few links to help him:
An American Medical Association (one of Ambrose's favorite "sources") article on Brain damage risks:
AMA report on alcohol’s adverse effects on the brains
of children, adolescents and college students National Institute on Drug Abuse (NIDA) - Treating the Brain In Drug Abuse by
NIDA Director Dr. Alan I. Leshner.
Shawn Ambrose was banned after his obsessive-compulsive libelous attacks on others. Of course, he also continued to log on with new nicknames to further his harassment. The good thing for Shawn Ambrose is that all of those will soon be submitted to the court as documentation of Capella Zealot's endless barrage of attacks.
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[Items 8 to 11 Are Missing! As to be expected, Capella Stella Fey Epling and Sir Chrisy the Sissy L'Orange didn't bother to send a true and complete copy of Shawn Ambrose's declaration - it will be posted if, and when, they ever bother to send it.]
- While La Marca maintains that the information I obtained from OCR and posted on the Internet is false, all of the materials I have posted were obtained from OCR by a FOIA request.
- I am in the process of earning a Ph.D. at Capella in order to enhance my professional qualifications. Consequently, the value that other educational institutions and perspective employers place on my degree is a matter of some concern for me. The manner in which La Marca has carried on his vendetta against Capella, the relentless posting of inaccurate and highly one sided information and the constant referral to unsupported and often specious allegations may influence how future employers will view my academic credentials. I have attempted to counterbalance that effect by posting, whenever possible, accurate information in response to La Marca's statements.
Shawn Ambrose Lies (What a surprise!) |
In addition to Shawn Ambrose's personal obsessive compulsive vendetta against those who report the facts on Capella University, his shabby attempt to justify is harassment is laughable. For example:
- He whines about what "other educational institutions and perspective employers" will place upon his unearned degree from Capella University. Obviously, that's why
- Ambrose then shows that he is a hypocrite with his statement about "the relentless posting of inaccurate and highly one sided information and the constant referral to unsupported and often specious allegations." Perhaps Ambrose was looking in the mirror (while baking cookies for his Hospitality Class that's held in a casino) when he wrote that! The fact is, he has no first hand knowledge of the vomit that he has spewed, and continues to spew, all over the Internet!
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- At no time have I consulted with any Capella official concerning the posts I have made with regard to La Marca, nor have I submitted any of my material for Capella review. I have not been officially sanctioned to be a Capella spokesperson. Rather, the postings I have made are a part of my desire to insure [sic] that those who view La Marca's material also have some access to accurate information.
Shawn Ambrose Get's Out His Pious Pompoms with More Lies |
Liar, liar, liar! Shawn Ambrose admitted, on an Internet post that he made, that he was corresponding with his boss, Kurt Linberg, Capella's incompetent dean. That post is no longer available on the Internet, although it will be submitted as evidence that Shawn Ambrose is a liar!
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I declare under penalty of perjury the foregoing is true and correct.
Executed this 28th day of January 2006, in Hayward, Wisconsin.
Impressive Signature |
We wonder if, after Shawn Ambrose finishes baking cookies for his hospitality class at the casino, he is taking an introductory course on cursive writing (or, perhaps, he's working on colors this week). Any handwriting experts want to analyze this fruitcake? |
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