Fact Thirty-seven (August 30, 2007) – Capella University Shyster, H. Christian L’Orange Lies Again, and Media Continues Report on Kickbacks

Once again, Capella and one of their unethical shysters, H. Christian L'Orange (Chevalier Commander and Knight in Rusted Armor Hypocrite Hank L'Orange), from the 'law firm" of Drinker Biddle & Reath, has been caught with his codpiece down (and it's NOT a pretty sight). In fact, L'Orange just made the following statement to a Federal Court, which he signed “penalty of perjury under the laws of the United States that the foregoing is true and correct” by claiming that we have made “defamatory and highly damaging statements” (L’Orange’s own words) regarding what he states are,

"accusations that [Capella's Lying President and Oaf] Offerman and the Dean of Continuing Education at the University of California, Irvine ("UCI"), Gary Matkin, are engaged in a kick-back [sic] scheme wherein UCI is rewarded for transferring students to Capella"

The only problem is that Sir Chrisy the Sissy has just LIED to the Federal Court – under penalty of perjury. The FACT of the matter is that we have not made any "accusations" about a "kickback" schemes – we have MADE FACTUAL STATEMENTS that are very easily verified using fully objective measures, that there is; indeed, a kickback scheme between Capella University and the University of California, Irvine (and only God knows how many other schools) whereby Capella PAYS UC Irvine for each student that transfers to Capella! Yes, you read that correctly, Capella University PAYS the University of California, Irvine for students that transfer.

Naturally, Mr. Defective Codpiece L'Orange fails to mention that there are NUMEROUS SIGNED AGREEMENTS between the Capella University and the University of California, Irvine (indeed, between the Regents of the University of California) which PROVES this FACT. These signed agreements, BTW, are readily available to all citizens of California, under the California Public Records Act.

While Sir Chrisy the Sissy has continually bombarded the Federal Court with incomplete documentation to support his lies, we have had no problem posting our own documentation on this site.

CLICK HERE to Read Just One, of MANY Signed Agreements Between Capella and UCI!

As will be noted in the above document (refer to the bottom of page 1), under the heading, “III. COMPENSATION AND REIMBURSEMENT OF EXPENSES” Capella University and the University of California, Irvine agree to:

"A. Capella will pay the following to UC Irvine for services performed:

$400 per registered student per course or 33.33% of course tuition, whichever is greater

B. UC Irvine will invoice Capella for the registered students at the end of each academic quarter. A registered student is defined as one who has not requested, in writing, to drop the course within two weeks (14 days) of course start. Capella will issue a check quarterly made payable to the Regents of the University of California and mailed to:

Dr. Jia Frydenberg
UCI Distance Learning Center
PO Box 6050
University of California, Irvine
Irvine, CA 92697"

This document is also signed by none other than Capella’s lying President and Oaf, Michael Offerman and, acting on behalf of the Regents of the University of California (not just UCI) by Jane Welgan, Associate Dean, Academic Affairs, UC Irvine Extension, and Harry Gunther, Materiel & Risk Management!

As we've already mentioned, Sir Chrisy the Sissy is trying to intentionally pull the wool over the court's eyes by lying under penalty of perjury. Of course, being the pompous ass (is that like a "horse's ass?") he is, L'Orange tries to blame us for reporting on Offerman's insider trading of Capella’s stock (heck, Offerman recently made more than one MILLION dollars, in a few short hours) as an insider. Of course, Hypocrite Hank refuses to note that the NEWS MEDIA has been reporting on Offerman's insider trading for some time now; specific examples (don;t forget to click on the LINKS we've provided – as a rule, L’Orange is too unethical to ever turn our sources over to the court) include:

Capella insiders cash in options (Minneapolis-St. Paul Business Journal) which notes:

"Michael Offerman, a senior vice president, exercised options to buy 50,000 shares for between $11.92 and $14.25. He sold 51,504 shares the same day for $34.38 apiece; 1,504 shares were indirectly owned with his spouse."

"Insider trades (Star Tribune, Minneapolis-St. Paul) which notes:

"Capella Education Co.

Michael Offerman officer
Exercised options: 15,000 Price: $14.25
Shares sold: 15,000 Price: $46.95
Date: Aug. 20 Directly holds: 7,055

Jon Reynolds Jr. director
Shares sold: 350,000 Price: $44.02
Date: Aug. 13 Indirectly holds: 1,216,950"

Gosh, isn’t that nice?

Then there's L'Orange's obsession with the term "kickback" which has also been, very appropriately used by the news media (which has been used to describe the Student Loan Scandal that Capella’s former financial aid director, Timothy Lehmann, was involved in. In fact, the Motley Fool, a very LARGE news agency that reports on stock market and related issues, just reported (August 29, 2007), in an article that they entitled, "Don't Get Swindled by Scholarship Scams" (Isn't that a great title?) that,

"The recent inside-job racket, in which university administrators were caught accepting kickbacks to tout the providers on the schools' preferred lender lists, led to settlements among education companies DeVry (NYSE: DV) and Capella Education (Nasdaq: CPLA), as well as lenders Citigroup (NYSE: C) and Sallie Mae (NYSE: SLM). But it also underscores an important point: The only person who truly has your offspring's best interest at heart is you, Mom and Dad."

Well, are Sir Chrisy the Sissy and Capella University now going to SUE the Motley Fool? Heck, we're willing to bet that more people read the Motley Fool in just one day, than have visited our sites from day one! With that in mind, we can't help but wonder how many other kickback scams Capella and their administrators are involved in – heck, just this single Fact of the Day has presented two different kickback scams (the UC Irvine scam and the student loan scam). Only time will tell!

Fact Thirty-six (August 29, 2007) – Capella University Now in the Public School Business!

Capella University and their shyster squad from Drinker Biddle & Reath, consisting of dishonest and unethical shyster, H. Christian L'Orange (Sir Hypocrite Hank the Liar L'Orange) and horse's ass, Capella Stella Fey Epling have been continuously frothing at the mouth that Capella University and their corrupt administration (especially President and Oaf Michael Offerman, and Capella's shyster squad of Greg Thom and Priscilla McNulty) are "private individuals." In fact, L'Orange and Epling have actually argued that the for-profit, Capella University, is a "private individual."

Of course, that's absurd –

1. It is a FACT that Capella University is a PUBLIC Corporation,

2. It is a FACT that shyster Greg Thom, along with Drinker Biddle & Reath, have served as LOBBYISTS – as documented by the lobbyist reports they have filed with the United States Senate. These reports demonstrate conclusively that Capella University, Drinker Biddle & Reath, along with many others have lobbied Offices of the President of the United States of America, both Houses of Congress, and the United States Department of Education, for many, many years. As always, we're providing the PROOF of this FACT. (Click here to view Capella's Lobbyist Reports.)

3. It is a FACT that Capella's lying president, Michael Oaf-Offerman HAS cashed out on stock options as a Capella University Insider (Click here to view an article entitled, "Capella insiders cash in options". BTW, that is the name of the article given to it by the Minneapolis/St. Paul Business Journal).

4. It is a FACT that Capella University has PAID other PUBLIC schools, such as the University of California, Irvine, for feeding students to Capella (click here to view an actual e-mail regarding one such transaction),

5. etc.

In light of the above FACTS (i.e., the absolute TRUTH that is verifiable using extremely objective measures) that Capella University issued yet another one of their press releases today (August 29, 2007), entitled, "Charter school sponsored by Capella University to begin classes Sept. 4: Online university is sponsoring East Range Academy of Technology and Science [ERATS]" announcing their "grand opening" of the PUBLIC SCHOOL they are sponsoring. (Click here to view that press release.) That's right, Capella University is now operating a PUBLIC SCHOOL that is FUNDED by the State of Minnesota. Now if that’s not a PUBLIC "person," as defined by the very laws that Sir Chrisy the Sissy and Capella Stella are distorting in their frivolous counter-suit against the student who is suing Capella, we don’t know what is!

So, how are Chevalier Knight Commander Sir Hank the Hypocrite Chrisy the Sissy L'Orange and Horse's Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling going to worm their way out of this FACT? How are they going to twist and distort the REALITY surrounding the following questions that Capella's PUBLIC School has answered themselves? (Click here to view a copy of the page from their school’s site that provides these answers.):

How Is A Charter School Funded?

A charter school is a free public school open to all students.

What Is A Charter School?

A charter school is funded by the state of Minnesota and must follow all reporting and accountability rules.

What is a Charter School Sponsor?

A sponsor holds the contract for the charter school and provides guidance, support, and accountability for the charter school. A sponsor can be a school district, a college or university, or a non-profit organization.

We can’t help but wonder if, ever the legal scholars, Sir Chrisy the Sissy and Capella Stella Fey Epling, still have their heads stuck up their !@#$ and are going to continue their absurd contention that Capella University and their thugs are "private individuals."

Now that Capella Education Company/Capella University is operating a PUBLIC School, they need to know that they can now also be sued for violating the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act (IDEA) if (or when) they discriminate against students with disabilities at their PUBLIC School. Oh, we almost forgot, the name of Capella's Public School is the "East Range Academy of Technology and Science" which they have already lovingly referred to as "ERATS." Gosh, is that any indication of how they will also be viewing their students (or was that "learners?") – as e-RATS?! Hmmm . . .

Fact Thirty-five (August 27, 2007) – Capella University’s Shyster, H. Christian L’Orange Continues to Lie and Engage in Deceit

Capella University's dishonest shyster, H. Christian L'Orange (Sir Chrisy the Sissy) from the "law firm" of Drinker Biddle & Reath, has intentionally lied to a Federal Court by fabricating outlandish lies in an attempt to shut down our web sites. For example, it is a FACT that L'Orange has again told that court (and this is an exact quote) that we have

"maintained four to five known active websites which contain in excess of 25,000 pages of material, as of 2005."

It is a FACT that this is a blatant lie which is verifiable using highly objective measures that our web sites NEVER contained "25,000" pages of material in 2005. Previously, L'Orange had the audacity to tell the Federal Court that,

"approximately 25,213 pages of material were copied from [our] sites."

Again, it is an absolute FACT - the complete and total TRUTH - that L'Orange is lying in order to inflame the court with his intentionally misleading nonsense in an effort to shut us down. L'Orange's ongoing lies about the number of pages on our sites are so egregious and outlandish, that we can't help but wonder if he really is delusional. Once more, it needs to be asked why L'Orange, while making his outlandish claims about the number of pages on our sites, has REFUSED to submit all 25,213 pages over to the Federal Court? If there really were that many pages, why has L'Orange REFUSED to turn all of them over? Of course, doing so (which he can’t), would again PROVE that Chevalier Commander Hank the Liar L'Orange is a dishonest, unethical, unscrupulous LIAR.

Again, we DEMAND that L'Orange produce every one of the 25,213 pages he has told the court existed on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 6 PM (that was the date and time when L'Orange first stated that there were many pages on our sites which, as he very clearly implies contained "posts, highly vituperative in content, disparage Cappella [sic], its faculty, a number of its students, and its attorneys"). Again why is Sir Chrisy the Sissy Shyster L'Orange the LIAR so afraid to show the world every one of the 25,213 pages of content he ascribes to us! If L'Orange was telling the truth (which he most certainly is NOT), there shouldn't be even the slightest hesitation for him to do so.

Let's move on now to another one of L'Orange's blatant lies. L'Orange just filed a document with the Federal Court in which he states that the plaintiff,

"for no apparent reason, attacks Vickie Cook ("Cook"), a Capella graduate. Cook was recently appointed "Visiting Assistant Professor of Educational Leadership" at the University of Illinois at Springfield, an event which [the plaintiff] laments as a "missed opportunity for a press release." He then proceeds to launch a highly personal and vindictive attack on Cook, disparaging her background and accomplishments (L'Orange Dec. at 76, Ex. G ("Fact 25")). These types of attacks have had a deleterious effect on potential witnesses who may be called in the matter."

L’Orange refers the court to our "Fact Twenty-five (August 6, 2007) – Capella University’s Shyster L’Orange Lies and Poster Child, Vickie Cook, Misses a Press Release Opportunity!" as his "evidence." Once again, let’s look at the FACTS (i.e., the TRUTH):

1. No one attacked Vickie Cook for “no apparent reason” – it is a VERIFIABLE FACT - the total and absolute TRUTH, that Cook personally and willfully interjected her big nose in matters that did not concern her from the very beginning: after she had already graduated (or was about to graduate) from Capella University with a "Ph.D. in Educational Leadership" and was not involved in any of the Plaintiff's courses, she decided to personally intervene by displaying her gross ignorance of some of our country's most basic laws pertaining to education and the rights of those with disabilities – something which anyone with a real "Ph.D. in Educational Leadership" should have been fully aware of.

2. Cook continued to assist Capella University by serving as one of their censors – Click here to view a post that contained nothing more than a link, which Vickie Cook submitted to Capella to be used against the Plaintiff. This document was obtained from United States Department of Education, Office for Civil Rights under a Freedom of Information Act request. Note that Vickie Cook's name is listed at the upper left-hand corner. We're sure that all intelligent individuals (those with IQ's greater than that of a rock) would agree that the post is extremely innocuous. Clearly, Vickie Cook, one of Capella University's most visible Ph.D.s in "Educational Leadership" didn't think so.

3. Cook was the ONLY Capella "learner" to write a letter against the plaintiff when Capella retaliated against him and denied him due process. Again, Cook was NEVER involved in any of the plaintiff's classes or programs.

4. Cook has served as one of Capella's most visible of all of their "poster children" by allowing her rags-to-riches "accomplishments" as a former WalMart shelf stocker who catapulted to glory as a "Dean" at Kaskaskia Community College to be plastered around the globe in their press releases. Again, it is a FACT that Capella’s press releases about her have appeared (and many still do) on the Internet.

5. While Cook's quest for glory, in the very public arena of the Internet and other news media, has been clearly evident, the Plaintiff rightfully referred to her, in a final project he completed for a course on software engineering at Capella University, as the type of individual in the realm of "educational leadership" who displays ignorance of basic public laws that subjects harm upon others. As noted in our "Fact Twenty-five (August 6, 2007) – Capella University’s Shyster L'Orange Lies and Poster Child, Vickie Cook, Misses a Press Release Opportunity," the plaintiff’s instructor, Dr. Nancy Johnson, was so impressed with that project that she urged the plaintiff to get it published.

6. Vickie Cook continued to interject her self as a so-called "educational leader" by filing a declaration on behalf of Capella University, signed under the penalty of perjury, in their defense against the plaintiff with a Federal Court. In addition to the FACT that her declaration is part of the public record, L'Orange is now whining that she is now the subject of a "highly personal and vindictive attack."

7. It is a FACT that Vickie Cook LIED in her public declaration to the Federal Court by intentionally and maliciously stating such absurd things as her picture appeared on our sites and that we also posted information about her "disabled mother." As usual Hypocrite Hank the Liar L'Orange and Horse's Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling not only submitted Cook's intentionally deceitful lies to the court but, as with their outlandish claim that our site contained 25,213 pages of content as of Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 6 PM (can’t get any more specific than that), Cook, L'Orange, and Epling never turned over any documents to support Cook’s lies (because those documents have never existed)!

Not surprisingly, Hypocrite Hank Christian L’Orange, has just whined to the court that

"These types of attacks (such as those he claims were launched against Cook) have had a deleterious effect on potential witnesses who may be called in the matter."

Of course, that’s almost as absurd as L'Orange's other statements. No one cares if his so-called witnesses would tell the truth, and not lie under the penalty of perjury (as Vickie Cook so clearly did) but L'Orange thinks that he has the right to present endless numbers of other liars, as part of his intentionally dishonest smear campaign against those who stand up to his ceaseless attempts to submit knowingly false lies to the court. Furthermore, L'Orange is so dishonest that he thinks liars, such as Vickie Cook, should NOT be held accountable for their dishonesty. Obviously, L'Orange is trying to hide the FACT that his "witnesses" lie under the penalty of perjury and then whines when they are caught in the act.

It's also interesting to note another important FACT. To date, neither Capella University nor ANY of their unethical shysters have ever produced a single other student ("learner") to file complaints against the plaintiff which the exception of Vickie Cook (who is no longer a Dean at Kaskaskia Community College but is now an esteemed "Visiting Assistant Professor of Educational Leadership" which, in "educationaleze" translates into "temporary instructor" at the University of Illinois at Springfield) and Shawn Ambrose, one of Capella University's very own "Visiting Assistant Professors" (oops, we forgot, temporary and/or part-time employees at Capella University are referred to as "Independent Contractors" who stalked the plaintiff all over the Internet until last year when L'Orange finally put a big cork in Ambrose's mouth.) Furthermore, neither Cook nor Ambrose were in ANY of the plaintiff's classes, programs, or for that matter, even in the same school. It should be extremely obvious as to what is really going on - for THREE YEARS, Capella has NEVER produced a single "learner" (Capella-speak for student) who was in any of the plaintiff's courses, programs, or schools. Capella's chief shyster, Greg Thom, also had no problem defaming the plaintiff in a Chronicle of Higher Education article in which he stated, that the Plaintiff's

"suspension was for inappropriate behavior in online courses and had nothing to do with his accusations. The lawyer says students and instructors complained that [the Plaintiff] was making improper comments in class."

Three years later, when L'Orange still can't dig up a single "learner" (student) from the plaintiff's classes to testify against him, L'Orange now tries to blame the Plaintiff for his problem.

Just as interesting is that neither L'Orange nor Capella University has ever produced a single instructor (including their charlatan, Diane Stottlemyer, the one at the core of the lawsuit who literally purchased and used fake degrees from the diploma mill, "Lacrosse University") to file a declaration against the Plaintiff. Again, that's because (with the exception of Charlatan Diane Stottlemyer) ALL of the Plaintiff's instructors were supportive of him! While those FACTS were the first to be mentioned in our new Facts of the Day series, L'Orange has been, once again, too unethical to provide those FACTS to the court - of course, those FACTS would also show that he's a liar. Again, click here to view our recap of what the Plaintiff's instructors REALLY thought of him. No wonder L'Orange can't find anyone else to lie for him.

We’ll be posting more TRUE stories about L'Orange's dishonesty in the coming days – these will include more FACTUAL information about his bizarre claims that our site has (and continues to), inflict severe economic damage to Capella University and their thugs, as well as stories regarding the FACT that Capella University has PAID other schools, such as the University of California, Irvine, for sending their students to Capella. Hypocrite Hank L'Orange can lie all he wants – he is; however, going to be exposed for his own dishonesty as we CAN and WILL provide hard objective evidence to the court to support the fact that he is a liar. So far, L'Orange has only spewed endless vindictive diatribes at the court and has continuously refused to turn over the "evidence" to support his claims. Why should we expect anything less from a BULLY like L'Orange.

Fact Thirty-four (August 22, 2007) – Capella University’s Shysters, H. Christian L’Orange & Epling Continue Their Deceit

It's one thing to try and defend a corrupt entity, like Capella University, it's an entirely DIFFERENT matter when their unethical defense attorneys continually lie and make up their own facts, as well as continually engage in blatant unethical behavior. That; however, is EXACTLY what Capella's shysters from the "law firm" of Drinker Biddle & Reath have done, all along, and continue to do at this very moment. Of course, Sir Chrisy the Sissy, H. Christian L'Orange and Capella Stella Fey Epling seem to think that just because they're "attorneys" that they’ve been granted unlimited licenses to lie. It's one thing to for any attorney to whine when someone disagrees with them or, gasp, actually criticize them for their actions – it's a completely other matter when, like L'Orange and Epling, they INTENTIONALLY engage in lying (yes, it is a verifiable FACT they these two unethical shysters have LIED – on NUMEROUS occasions). Obviously L'Orange and Epling suffer from Messiah complexes that are so chronic, that they think they can lie and get away with it just because they managed to get through law school. Again, it is a VERIFIABLE FACT that both of these unethical sleazy scumbag shysters have not only lied but have also continuously engaged in grossly unethical behavior. Let's take a look at some of the VERIFIABLE FACTS about these two liars:

Capella Stella Fey Epling's LIES and Other Unethical Acts:

1. It is a verifiable FACT that Capella Stella Fey Epling (and/or one of her thugs from Drinker Biddle & Reath) calls individuals, on the telephone, who are associated with the plaintiff that have absolutely NO CONNECTION with the lawsuit in question, whatsoever, in any way, shape, or form in order to personally interfere in matters that are none of her business. That's not only a FACT but Epling even admitted it!

2. Capella Stella has intentionally lied, under penalty of perjury, by stating that she viewed a web site approximately THREE MONTHS before the domain even existed. (Click here to view the original document filed with the court)

As with all unethical liars, Epling then tried to apologize to the court by stating,

"My original declaration provided information about my experience in accessing plaintiff's websites. It was somewhat imprecise in that, "in or around July 2005" more precisely referred to the first visit to only one of the two plaintiffs websites mentioned.” (Click here to view the actual document)

FACT: there was nothing “imprecise” about what Capella Stella said. In addition, both she and L'Orange continually insist that EVERYTHING they falsely accuse the plaintiff of is the absolute truth, regardless of the actual content of what was REALLY said. Of course, they continually editing and cherry picking also demonstrates that Epling and L’Orange are hypocrites. Furthermore, both Epling and L'Orange have consistently lied in their court filings and, not surprisingly, THEY INTENTIONALLY REFUSE TO PROVIDE DOCUMENTS to “support” their “facts” (oops, make that LIES). They also REFUSE to produce the actual documents that are linked to from our site which PROVE they are a couple of unethical LIARS in their whines to the court.

3. Capella Stella Fey Epling has consistently submitted documents to the court that have violated the court’s rules. As Capella Stella Fey Epling is an esteemed member of the Bar Association of San Francisco, (and is currently sitting on one of their boards), one would think that she would be capable of abiding by such standard items as the rules established by the Federal Courts. Here are some examples (again, with links to the original documents) where she (and L’Orange) have VIOLATED the court’s rules:

In their very first filing, the Epling and L’Orange failed to submit all documents. (Click here to view the court’s actual warning)

Epling submited a document to the court that used a font that was too small (Click here to view a transcript of her letter of apology [along with some additional commentary regarding this incident] to the court.)

Epling failed to Provide a "Proof of Service" to the court and, again, gets threatened with sanctions. Can ANYTHING be more basic that that? Again, click here to view document created by the court that was sent to Epling and L'Orange.

Considering that there are at least FOUR shysters (Epling, L’Orange, Greg Thom, and Priscilla McNulty) who are all very involved in this case on behalf of Capella University, along with the FACT that Epling is a past President of the San Francisco Barristers Club, as well as a current member of the board of the San Francisco Bar Association's Foundation, her ability to consistently fail to follow the court’s rules is astounding.

Epling's cohort, L'Orange was also JUST threatened with sanctions AGAIN for violating at least FIVE of the court’s rules. Again, click here to view the court’s notice of their failure to abide by the rules.

Sir Chrisy the Sissy, H. Christian L’Orange – Legal Misfit

It is a verifiable FACT that shyster L’Orange has lied, on numerous occasions in documents he has filed with Federal Court. One of the most glaring examples is his utterly BIZARRE statement that this site had (and this is a direct quote),

". . . approximately 25,213 pages of material were copied from those sites. This is in addition to materials obtained from several of these sites earlier in the litigation"

It is an absolute VERIFIABLE FACT that we NEVER created 25,213 pages of material that were posted on this site as of November 30, 2005! Of course, L'Orange is such a grossly unethical LIAR that he has NEVER produced anywhere near the "25,213 pages of materials" that he continuously lies about to the court. Of course, he CAN’T because they don’t exist. Even so, he HAS (and, again, this is a VERIFIABLE FACT) tossed the same documents at the court as many as EIGHT TIMES – guess he thinks he can fool the court.

While L'Orange first lied about the number of pages on our site to the court more than a year ago, he again LIED, under penalty of perjury, today (August 22, 2007) by stating that (and again, this is an EXACT quote):

"More than 25,000 pages of material were captured in November 2005 when trial counsel was afforded the opportunity to access [name redacted] numerous websites [sic]. Additional material can be found on various discussion boards throughout the internet sic]."

Again, L'Orange claims, or most certainly “infers” that “more than 25,000 pages of material were captured in November 2005” from this site. Again, this is a BLATANT LIE which is verifiable. Why doesn't unethical lying shyster H. Christian L'Orange turn over all 25,213 pages of materials to the court? The answer is simple – L’Orange is a LIAR and THAT is a VERIFIABLE FACT!

At this point we want to move on to another item concerning L’Orange’s alleged "expertise" on just about everything pertaining to all laws ever created just because he's an "attorney." One GREAT example of L'Orange’s extreme arrogance (as well as his extreme IGNORANCE) concerns his ongoing rants as to why Capella has refused to abide by the Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act (FERPA). In fact, L'Orange has just demonstrated again, what a complete moronic thug he really is in an e-mail (which the Plaintiff has just filed with the court) that was dated August 15, 2007. Specifically, L’Orange whined to the plaintiff's attorney that:

"I want to raise, one more time, [the Plaintiff’s] refusal to turn over the documents he received and/or filed with the FPCO. While I appreciate his continued incantation that he has no obligation to do so because there is an ongoing investigation, I'm sure you can understand my reluctance to accept his legal explanation. Perhaps he may pick up a law degree in his next round of schooling, but right now he is a litigant who has discovery obligations. I realize he jumps on the FPCO train with all his complaints (including the one at issue here) but that doesn't make him an [sic] legal expert, regardless of what he may think."

Let's look at some of the FACTS that show what a complete ignoramus L’Orange is by examining his rant.

1. Capella University and their chief shyster, Greg Thom (who is the primary subject of that investigation) are still being investigated by the United States Department of Education, Family Policy Compliance Office for their intentional refusal to turn over education records as defined by FERPA.

2. Sir Chrisy the Sissy, Hank Christian L'Orange displayed his complete and utter IGNORANCE of that law during a couple of his abusive depositions – he didn;t even know the acronym for FERPA! For example, during his first ill-prepared deposition on December 28, 2005 (it is a FACT that L'Orange showed up with all of his exhibits in a mess – they weren’t even marked and he had to have some additional items FAXED because he didn’t have them), when he asked,

"So it is your understanding at this point, that at least with respect to FERPA, FERPRA, the issue was closed?"

FERPRA?! Oh well . . .guess we can’t expect to much from a "legal expert" and "scholar" like L’Orange. Then, at his next abusive deposition, on January 17, 2006, ignoramus L'Orange asked,

"Did you [sic] letter that you received from FERPA -- and I think that's F-E-R-P-A -- did it state anywhere that the investigation was still ongoing?"

Obviously, L’Orange didn’t know! Let's further explore L'Orange’s ignorance of FERPA, a Federal Law (which he now seems to think he's an expert on). It is a FACT that in yet another one of her unethical stunts, his equally dishonest partner, Capella Stella Fey Epling sent an e-mail to the United States Department of Education, Family Policy Compliance Office (FPCO) on January 26, 2006 offering to write a letter for them (remember that the FPCO is a law enforcement agency!) in an attempt to exonerate the FACT that shyster Greg Thom is the KEY FIGURE from Capella University for his personal role in REFUSING to abide by the law. Click here to view Epling’s grossly unethical letter to the FPCO. Of course, the FPCO had far too much integrity to be bulldozed by Epling.

Now let's continue looking further into what a "legal expert" shyster L’Orange is regarding FERPA. It is a FACT that the Director of the FPCO sent shyster Greg Thom, as well as Capella’s lying President – Michael Oaf-Offerman, a letter on January 27, 2006. The last paragraph of that letter provided very explicit instructions to Greg Thom and Michael Offerman: specifically, it instructed them (and Capella University) to:

"Please do not destroy any records directly related to the Student before this Office has made a finding for Allegation #2 and informed the University of any actions related to this allegation. Records directly related to the student would include paper records, e-mail (from the student to a school official, from a school official to the Student, and between school officials regarding the student), and electronic postings by and concerning to the Student."

It's time to take a look at the hard FACTS about Capella’s and L’Orange’s REFUSAL to turn over those records. Again, it is a VERIFIABLE FACT that they have, even now,

1. NEVER produced copies of all the e-mails the plaintiff wrote to Capella officials – including, but not limited too nearly all of his instructors

2. NEVER produced all of the e-mails sent to the plaintiff by his instructors and other employees.

3. NEVER produced ANY of the materials from the Plaintiff’s first two classes at Capella

4. NEVER produced all of the “electronic postings by and CONCERNING to the Student.” These include all of the course room postings as well as all of the posts made on Capella’s General Discussion where all kinds of students (oops, “learners” were HOWLING about the ineptitude of Capella’s administration, along with the disastrous implementation of WebCT.

5. and much, much more.

Once again, it is a VERIFIABLE FACT that L'Orange, along with the rest of the Capella thugs, have intentionally REFUSED to produce all of the documents required under FERPA. Of course, Hank Christian L'Orange, ever the legal scholar and expert on all matters pertaining to any law ever written, also ignores the FACT that shyster Greg Thom wrote a letter to the FPCO, dated March 7, 2005 in which shyster Thom stated,

"Based on advice we have received from outside counsel, I believe our logic was flawed in thinking that since the ASC [one of Capella’s Kangaroo Courts] consideration of [the Student's] case was still in process at the time we responded to [the Student], we were not required to disclose documents at that time. Again, to the extent any such documents exist, they will be forwarded to [the Student]."

So, just who is shyster Greg Thom's "outside counsel?" – Knight Commander and Liar L'Orange? As Capella’s chief counsel, Greg Thom's (and his "outside counsel's") logic was flawed? What about the FACT that Greg Thom, Capella, or for that matter none of their shysters from Drinker Biddle & Reath have EVER turned over ALL of the documents that were demanded THREE YEARS AGO. It's a good thing that shyster L'Orange is such a legal expert and scholar of FERPA. (Or was that FER-PRA?)

Fact Thirty-three (August 20, 2007) – Capella University’s Shysters, L’Orange & Epling, Continue Their Unethical Behavior

Now that the court has, once again, nailed Capella University’s unethical shysters (from the “law firm” of Drinker Biddle & Reath) for violating the Court’s rules again(!), scum bags, Chevalier Hank the Hypocrite L’Orange and Horse’s Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling, are now melting down. The really funny thing is that these two dishonest lairs just don’t know when to give up. Both of these clowns are continuing their ongoing unethical behavior with all types of truly vile nonsense (they’re so pathetic, that their antics are actually funny). For example, some of the bile that these two sleazy thugs spewed forth today include many asinine (and even hilarious) statements; we’ll provide just a few examples these unscrupulous ambulance chasers coughed up today.

Here’s one of Liar L’Orange’s Looney Tunes (it's an exact quote): “Time is of the essence”

Really?! If time is of the essence, then how about complying with FERPA, moron? Oh yeah, Capella University has REFUSED to comply with that Federal Law for THREE YEARS. Oops, we almost forgot to mention Capella’s REFUSAL to comply with a request for production made nearly NINE MONTHS ago! Guess that’s why a demand for sanctions is headed your way!

Capella Stella – Blithering Idiot Extraordinaire:

In responding to a demand to provide documents that are readable (let alone accessible) bigoted Horse’s Ass and Liar Capella Stella Fey Epling (who also carbon copied her equally bigoted partner, L’Orange the Liar), had the gall to tell the plaintiff’s attorney (who had rightfully complained about the mess they've been submitting), a few days ago that,

“I can assure you we have done everything reasonably within our power to accommodate your requests regarding the form and manner of production, at significant expense and far beyond any legal requirements.”

Oh really moron Epling (and equally clueless Liar L’Orange – the one who has a “masters degree” in computer science, no less)?! Apparently the shyster twins are such a bunch of sniveling idiots that even when Capella University is being sued for their intentional refusal to abide by the American’s with Disabilities Act, they can’t make their own documents accessible?! Well, that’s right out of the horse’s mouth (or was that horse’s ass’?)! In order to make materials that are ALREADY IN AN ELECTRONIC FORMAT accessible, they have incurred “significant expense [that have] far [exceeded] any legal requirements?” Readers will want to visit (or revisit) our previous report on their intentional bigotry by their (extremely limited) production of inaccessible documents – refer to Fact Nineteen (July 30, 2007) – Capella University’s Shysters Continue Discrimination, for very specific examples of the stunts these unethical scum have already tried to get away with.

If Hypocrite Hank Christian L’Orange and Capella Stella Fey Epling are so INCREDIBLY STUPID as evidenced by the above insipid statement, is it any wonder the Capella University is being sued for discrimination? Obviously, these two shysters are also a couple of clueless bigots. We’re certain that they, along with their “office help”, Karen Thro who, like L’Orange, once again spent a lot time today saving copies of our site to their hard drives. (Go ahead and click on the previous link - find out just how obsessed these clowns are with this site!).Obviously, they’re getting their jollies out of all of this. Heck, instead of abiding by court rules, turning over accessible documents (oops, they can’t even turn over inaccessible documents), etc., they’re feeding their fetish visiting this site – take a look at the visit-orgy they had today – they just can’t seem to get enough! We’re certain they’ll be back for more…perhaps we should call Kathryn or “Grandy” to find out what these scum are up to – heck, maybe we could even get their personal schedules - got any phone numbers of people unrelated to this case we can call? After all, that's EXACTLY what low-life scum, such as Commander, Sir Chrisy the Lying Sissy L’Orange and his trusty steed, Horse’s Ass Capella Stella do. Unlike these sleazy bastards; however, we would NEVER engage in such an obscene and unethical act. Heck, as L'Orange and Epling actually DO make such calls, we wonder if they also engage in making obscene (figuratively or literally) phone calls.

Fact Thirty-two (August 18, 2007) – Sanctions Against Capella University Are Being Filed for Their Intentional Refusal to Produce Evidence

Capella University and their lying shysters, H. Christian L'Orange (Chevalier Hypocrite Hank the Liar L’Orange) and Horse's Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling, from the "law firm" of Drinker Biddle & Reath, along with their own in-house dishonest shysters, Greg Thom and Priscilla McNulty, have all REFUSED to turn over documents, records, and other evidence originally demanded THREE (3) YEARS AGO as part of a Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act (FERPA) request, as well as an extraordinarily large number of documents demanded under “Requests for Production of Documents” (made under Federal Rules of Civil Procedure, V. Depositions and Discovery, Rule 34. Production of Documents and Things and Entry Upon Land for Inspection and Other Purposes [F.R.C.P. 34]) nearly NINE MONTHS (9) ago!

Once again, Sir Chrisy the Sissy (ever the legal scholar) and friends have not only refused to abide by FERPA (click here to view that Federal Law) which very clearly states:

"§ 99.10 (b) The educational agency or institution, or SEA or its component, shall comply with a request for access to records within a reasonable period of time, but not more than 45 days after it has received the request."

But they have also refused to abide by F.R.C.P. 34 which states (in part)

"Rule 34 (b) Procedure
" . . . The party upon whom the request is served shall serve a written response within 30 days after the service of the request. A shorter or longer time may be directed by the court or, in the absence of such an order, agreed to in writing by the parties, subject to Rule 29."

FACT: Capella’s response to the Requests for Production of Documents, via Horse’s Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling from Drinker Biddle & Reath, wasn’t sent until January 31, 2007 – essentially TWO MONTHS after the initial demand for production. That response; however, was just that – a response. Not included were the vast majority of records demanded. Nearly NINE MONTHS LATER, an enormous number of those documents still have not produced (heck, Capella University has even refused to turn over Charlatan Diane Stottlemyer’s resume/CV! Obviously, they’re intentionally trying to hide something (i.e., the FACT that Stottlemyer bought and used bogus degrees she obtained from a known diploma mill – Lacrosse “University”). Of course, there are many, many more documents which Capella has refused to produce.

Then there’s another little matter pertaining to the limited number of materials they have produced – ever the inept legal scholars, Sir Chrisy the Sissy L’Orange and Capella Stella Fey Epling, turned over materials that resembled veritable rats’ nests. Nearly all of these are in such a state of disarray that even the most astute (and genuine) legal scholars would be unable to assemble them into a manageable state. Of course, that problem is also addressed by Rule 34(b)(i) which very plainly states,

"a party who produces documents for inspection shall produce them as they are kept in the usual course of business or shall organize and label them to correspond with the categories in the request"

FACT: As the shyster squadron of L’Orange, Epling, Thom, and McNulty have continuously obstructed justice by intentionally withholding vast amounts of information, they are now going to get slapped with a demand for sanctions, which is clearly permitted under Federal Law.

Once again, we will refer to the Sir Chrisy the Sissy’s latest whiny letter – the one that was rejected by the Federal Court for the numerous VIOLATIONS of the court’s rules (there were at least FIVE violations) in which he has intentionally lied by stating:

"Succinctly, [the plaintiff] claims that a number of categories of documents were not produced in response to a Request for Production of Documents. These included discussions contained in the University's general forum discussion area, his academic file, University documents filed with the OCR, a disability compliance report for WebCT. All of plaintiff’s courseroom [sic] postings, staff responses, and documents surrounding the University's decision to select WebCT. In fact, all of these have been produced to his attorney, many marked "Confidential - Attorney's Eyes Only," a classification which limits the circulation of the material to counsel, necessary staff and experts, pursuant to the Court's protective order dated May 7, 2007."

FACT: It is an absolute verifiable TRUTH that Sir Chrisy the Sissy and Capella University have once again lied to a Federal Court - which just wisely REJECTED L’Orange’s recent unprofessional letter due to the numerous VIOLATIONS of the Court’s rules contained within it. One, of many, lies told by L’Orange in that letter stated that “all of these [documents] have been produced to his attorney” Again, it is an absolute FACT that L’Orange and Capella have LIED to the court in that they have NEVER PRODUCED ALL of the documents demanded. Again, a demand for sanctions against Capella University is going to be filed against them for their intentional and ongoing deceit. BTW, a large number of the documents that L’Orange and Capella University have failed to produce are covered under FERPA and should have been provided to the plaintiff THREE YEARS AGO – under no circumstances are those documents subject to any type of protective order. We’re going to enjoy watching Capella University and their unethical shysters being forced to finally turn over so many materials that they have refused to produce for so long.

Fact Thirty-one (August 16, 2007) – Capella University Violates Court Rules AGAIN!

Capella University and their unethical shysters, H. Christian L'Orange (Sir Chrisy the Sissy) and Horse's Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling, from the "law firm" of Drinker Biddle & Reath, along with their own unethical in-house shysters, Greg Thom and Priscilla McNulty have consistently displayed that they are experts at violating the rules established by the Federal Courts. Therefore, it was not a surprise when Sir Chrisy the Sissy's latest attempt to spread more lies about the plaintiff to a Federal Court through his grossly inappropriate and vile letter to the judge, dated August 13, 2007 was REJECTED by the court because Sir Chrisy the Sissy, VIOLATED SEVERAL COURT RULES! According to the "Notice of Document Discrepancies" sent to Capella’s shysters by the Federal Court,

"This document is NOT to be filed, but instead REJECTED and is ORDERED returned to *counsel. *Counsel shall immediately notify, in writing, all parties previously served with the attached documents that said documents have not been filed with the Court."

That's right, Sir Chrisy the Sissy L'Orange gets his vomit thrown right back into his smug face! Furthermore, the Federal Court further stated that Hypocrite Hank L'Orange’s vicious and malevolent letter was (and this is an exact quote):

"not in proper pleading format. Refer to Local Rules 11-3.2, 11-3.3, 11-3.5, 11-3.6, 11-3.8"

Once again, shyster L'Orange FAILED to present a document that was properly formatted (and this is not the first time that this happened)! What is even more hilarious; however, is that Hypocrite Hank stated on the front page of his rambling diatribe to the court that:

"We have looked carefully at all relevant authority, including the local rules for the Central District, to confirm that this letter brief provides all the necessary information for an application for a TRO, and a Motion for a Permanent Injunction."

We have to assume that by his use of the pronoun "we", Sir Chrisy H. Christian L'Orange was referring to Capella's shyster squadron consisting of himself and Capella Stella Fey Epling from Drinker Biddle, along with Capella's own shysters, Greg Thom and Priscilla McNulty. What?! Is it possible that not one, not two, but FOUR unethical shysters were unable to notice that Capella University violated the court rules AGAIN! Oh well, guess we can’t expect too much from those who have consistently displayed they can’t tell the truth.

As always, we will continue to throw Sir Chrisy's own words back at him every time he tries to engage in stunts like the one now being discussed. We find it to be absolutely and uproariously hilarious that L'Orange whined in his letter (the one that VIOLATED the Court's rules) that,

"Ever the legal scholar, [the plaintiff] carefully researched the outer boundaries of what he thought he could state with impunity."

As L'Orange and his shyster squad have again demonstrated their "scholarship", we're pleased to provide a link to the court's rules; here it is:

Local Rules for the United States District Court. Central District of California

Oh, we almost forgot that "ever the legal scholar" Sir Chrisy the Sissy HAD "looked carefully at all relevant authority, including the local rules for the [United States District Court] Central District!" Now THAT certainly says a LOT about his own "legal scholarship". . .oops, make that lack of legal scholarship!

As to be expected, both Capella University and their Shysters spent a fair amount of time perusing this site again today - we’re sure they were eager to read up on the FACT (i.e., the TRUTH) that they VIOLATED Court Rules AGAIN. We would also like to remind them that SANCTIONS will be demanded from Capella University if (we believe WHEN) they fail to turn over all of the records and documents they have intentionally withheld, by Friday, August 17, 2007 at 5 PM Pacific Daylight Time. As we've noted so often before, some of those records were demanded from them THREE YEARS AGO! Perhaps they should stop violating the court's rules by writing increasingly vituperative (oops, did we just quote shyster scholar L'Orange again?) drivel and start getting their acts together – we're not going to hold our breath.

Fact Thirty (August 15, 2007) – Unethical Shyster, Chris L’Orange, Distorts Reality

We have been reporting on the lack of ethical behavior that has been continuously displayed by Capella University's sleazy lying attorneys, H. Christian L'Orange (Sir Chrisy the Sissy) and Horse’s Ass, Capella Stella Fey Epling, both of whom hail from the “law firm” of Drinker Biddle & Reath. Today, we will continue to emphasize one of their most hypocritical statements that,

“he [the plaintiff who is suing Capella University] typically edits and presents this information out of context in order to create false inferences.”

Liar L'Orange and Horse’s Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling appear to have spent years perfecting their seemingly innate abilities to "edit and present information out of context in order to create false inferences." For example, in Liar L'Orange’s latest attempt to circumvent the plaintiff’s First Amendment rights by writing yet another sniveling pile of fecal material in print (click here to view it), L'Orange states that the plaintiff,

"Compared members of Capella's staff to high-profile Nazis, and compared University press releases to Hitler selling "Anne Frank Dutch Ovens" or "Osama [sic] bin Laden offering free airline excursions to New York City."

Gosh, isn’t that interesting?! Let’s examine shyster L’Orange’s vituperative bile [hey Sir Chrisy, we can use a thesaurus too!] in more detail.

1. Esteemed members of Capella University’s administration and faculty were also shown in what we believe would be appropriate Halloween costumes to match their actions: Capella’s bigoted and incompetent Coordinator of Disabilities Services, Frau Lisa Bromenshenkel is shown as herself (that’s scary as it is!); Capella Faculty Member, Frau Shaun Ambrose appears in his Capella University cheer leading outfit – with matching pompoms, of course; shyster, lobbyist, and chief liar, Greg Thom, is shown with his Pinocchio nose; Capella’s lying provost, Karen Viechnicki, has a lovely pointed hat – the only thing missing is her broomstick; Capella’s Dean, Kurt Linberg (the one who is unable to spell), touts his circus outfit; and last but not least, Capella University’s charlatan extraordinaire, Diane Stottlemyer is decked out in her graduation regalia from Lacrosse University (the diploma mill where she literally bought a couple of graduate degrees). Gosh, Mr. Toxic Waste Lover, L'Orange, why did you not mention those "members of Capella’s staff." Oh yeah, we almost forgot, most of these clowns are not merely "staff members" but include some of Capella University’s highest ranking officials and administrators – why didn’t L'Orange note that FACT?

2. In his arrogant display of nauseous dung-in-print, L'Orange twists the meaning of what was actually said about Capella's repugnant Press Releases concerning their intentional exploitation of "National Disabilities Month." Sleaze bag L’Orange tries to completely change the meaning of what was said – but then again, why doesn’t that surprise us? Specially, L'Orange is referring to the following passage:

"It is our view that Capella University, like all evil entities (e.g., Nazi Germany, the Peoples Republic of China, Al Qaeda, to name just a few), simply can't stand it when others point out their overt discriminatory practices. Their press release demonstrates that the University has now stooped to new lows by unleashing more of their vomit-in-print upon the public in observance of "National Disabilities Month." That, of course, is about as offensive as Hitler selling used "Ann Frank Dutch Ovens" or Usama Bin Laden offering free airline excursions to New York City. Yes, the very thought of such things makes any decent human being want to vomit, in the most literal sense. The same should hold true regarding the pile of subhuman excrement that was wiped all over the "Business Wire" news release - an Internet news service (propaganda machine) that Capella is using to spread their filth."

Obviously, shyster L’Orange has the reading comprehension abilities of a Kindergartener or he has intentionally twisted reality for his own selfish purposes. The above passage most certainly does NOT compare the incipit exploitive press releases of Capella University directly to Hitler's sales of "Ann Frank Dutch Ovens" – it most certainly DOES compare the repugnancy of Capella’s hypocritical PR machine's vomitus with the equally VILE concept of “Ann Frank Dutch Ovens” (we hope to God that such things don't exist!) and airline trips sponsored by monster Usama bin Laden! Of course, shyster L'Orange would have the world believe that we condone, if not fully endorse, some of the world's most evil regimes – nothing could be farther from the truth. Oh well, guess we can't expect too much from legal scholar and mental misfit, Chevalier Henry Christian L'Orange, KCSJ, (Knight Commander of the Order of St John of Jerusalem), KGSJ (Knight of Grace of the Sovereign Order of St. John of Jerusalem), Commander of the Western Military Commandery of the Most Venerable Order of Saint John of Jerusalem, Knights Hospitaller. (Whew!)

Stay tuned for more FACTS about Capella University and their dishonest, unethical lying shysters.

Fact Twenty-nine (August 14, 2007) – Sanctions Will Be Demanded Against Capella University If (When) They Fail to Turn over ALL Documents Demanded

. . . by Friday, August, 17, 2007.

It is a FACT (i.e., ABSOLUTELY TRUE) that Capella University and their unethical shysters have intentionally refused to turn over a vast number of documents – many of which were demanded under the Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act (FERPA) request more than THREE YEARS AGO! That’s not all though. Capella University's chief, unethical, and unscrupulous shyster from the “law firm” of Drinker Biddle & Reath, Sir Chrisy the Sissy (H. Christian L’Orange) got caught with his panties in a bunch today with an extraordinary act of harassment designed to circumvent the plaintiff’s First Amendment Rights again. Specifically, shyster L’Orange submitted an unprecedented whiney letter to a Federal Court in yet another one of his vicious attempts to bully his way around. That letter is filled with outright lies and has so much entertainment value in exposing the FACT that Capella University and their unethical in-house shysters, Greg Thom & Priscilla McNulty’s vile behavior, along with the vicious lies and unethical acts of their defense shysters, Sir Chrisy the Sissy and Horse’s Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling, that we’ve got an enormous amount of additional material to use in demonstrating what sleazy scum bags these liars really are. BTW, we’re publishing L’Orange’s complete girly whine for all to see. Of course, just like shyster L’Orange and Horse’s Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling, we’ve “redacted” a few things – just for fun! In case you missed it, click here to view Shyster L'Orange's latest spittle.

As with all sissy bullies, shyster L’Orange whines about our new feature – an ongoing series of FACTS about how Capella and their unethical shysters have continuously engaged in deceit, lies, and the gross distortion of reality in how they abuse students. As will be noted in shyster L’Orange’s letter, he completely IGNORES our opening statement as to why our “FACTS of the Day” were started in the first place: to serve as a vehicle in exposing reality.

Furthermore, as the vile shyster squad from Drinker Biddle & Reath have lied so many times as to when they are allegedly going to turn over all of records demanded as part of FERPA, as well as under a Demand for Production made more than EIGHT MONTHS ago, we vowed to start posting many new, previously undisclosed FACTS about Capella University and their goon squad. L’Orange is such a pompous, arrogant ass; however, that he thinks that just because he and his cohorts are “lawyers,” that they can ignore reality. Regardless of L’Orange’s delusions of grandeur there is one little problem with his ongoing oral flatulence and that is just because someone happens to be an “attorney” doesn’t make them impervious to exposing them for what they really are - LIARS. When they engage in endless acts of dishonesty, as have all of Capella’s shysters – L’Orange, Capella Stella Fey Epling, Greg Thom, and Priscilla McNulty – who are all involved in the matter before the court, there is one thing that they can’t hide from – and that is the TRUTH. It is a FACT, i.e., the TRUTH, that all of these bullies have lied - and numerous times. Of course blood sucker L’Orange seems to suffer from a chronic bout of “Messiah Complexitis” and thinks that he can bulldoze any court he wants with his lies.

For today’s FACT, we’ll look at L’Orange’s and Capella’s ongoing REFUSAL to turn over documents. As noted at the top of our page which lists all of our FACTS, it clearly notes that,

“Capella University and their Sleaze Team have refused, for THREE YEARS, to turn over education records as required by the Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act (FERPA) - the initial request was made on July 10, 2004. FERPA requires that such records be turned over within forty-five days of the initial request. Just as disgusting is the fact that Sir Chrisy the Sissy (H. Christian L'Orange) and Capella Stella Fey Epling have consistently thrown temper tantrums when they don't get their way. For example, take a look at the whiny letter that Sir Chrisy wrote more than a year ago. To date, Sir Chrisy the Sissy, Capella Stella, shyster Greg Thom, Thom's sidekick Priscilla McNulty, and Capella have all REFUSED to turn over all documents demanded by a formal Request for Production made of them last December (2006).

So, in honor of their ongoing deceit and intentional obstruction of justice, we're going to post a new, shocking FACT about Capella on this site everyday until they comply. Here we go!”

While we don’t always post something everyday, we are providing new information on a regular basis and will continue to do so until shyster L’Orange and his thugs comply with the law. As noted in the title for today’s FACT, sanctions against Capella University will be demanded if (when) Capella fails to produce ALL DOCUMENTS demanded, under both FERPA and the Demand for Production (initially made on December 1, 2006) by 5 PM Pacific Daylight Time on Friday, August 17, 2007. Contrary to the lies being told by shyster L’Orange, Capella has refused to turn over vast amounts of records and that’s a FACT. The follow displays the time remaining before a demand for sanctions will be made:

Capella University Failed to Meet the Deadline

SANCTIONS to be Requested

Our knight in corroded armor, Chevalier Hank L’Orange states in his latest letter that,

“[The plaintiff] claimed that [Greg] Thom was being personally investigated by the Family Policy Compliance Office, “FPCO,” in connection with [the plaintiff’s] claim that the entirety of his educational records had not been produced in accordance with the Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act, “FERPA” is a standard allegation he has made in other OCR complaints. Thom has never been advised he is being personally investigated and, as the statute makes clear, the FPCO investigates institutional compliance, not individual. Further, [the plaintiff] refused to turn over, in response to a Request for Production, any information provided to him by the FPCO regarding his complaints, claiming there is an ongoing investigation. His refusal with be the subject of a Motion to Compel.

Secondly [?], [the plaintiff] claims that a number of categories of documents were not produced in response to a Request for Production of Documents. These included discussions contained in the University’s general forum discussion area, his academic file, University documents filed with the OCR, a disability compliance report for WebCT, all of the plaintiff’s courseroom [sic] postings, staff responses, and documents surrounding the University’s decision to select WebCT."

Interestingly, L’Orange is such a mental misfit and complete ignoramus when it comes to laws such as FERPA (he couldn’t even pronounce the acronym during his abusive “depositions”), that his own whines betray him. Let’s examine the FACTS (i.e., the TRUTH) regarding the above:

1. It is a FACT (again, the TRUTH) the Greg Thom has played the primary role in Capella’s ongoing refusal to turn over education records as defined by FERPA. It is a FACT that his personal actions are at the very core of one of the current FERPA complaints pending against Capella University.

2. L’Orange is such an buffoon, that he has no idea what he’s droning about. Specially, he states that, “FERPA” is a standard allegation he has made in other OCR complaints. Uh? What? OCR does NOT handle FERPA complaints moron L’Orange! Furthermore, the FACT that Capella not only lied on numerous occasions to both OCR and the FPCO only compounds the fact that OCR’s “investigation” was a farce. It is a FACT that OCR NEVER saw, or even asked for an enormous amount of the materials that Capella has refused, to this very day, to produce. We’ll delve more into the OCR fiasco in the future.

3. Liar L’Orange then whines about all of the “categories of documents” that Capella STILL HAS NOT PRODUCED. It is a verifiable FACT that Sir Chrisy the Sissy is a blatant liar!

4. Let’s look at what a blithering idiot L’Orange is regarding FERPA. It is a FACT (again, the TRUTH) that Capella (and L’Orange) have refused to provide posts found in the “University’s general forum discussion area, [the plaintiff’s full and complete] academic file, all of the plaintiff’s courseroom [sic] postings, staff responses” and a lot, LOT more. In addition, all of these items (and more) are part of his education record as defined under FERPA. L’Orange is such a moron that he ignores that FACT. L’Orange then goes on to whine about hiding many records under a “protective order” filed in May of 2007.

Besides the FACT that L’Orange is intentionally trying to HIDE Capella’s illegal actions, he also displays what a total and complete unethical lying oaf he really is. Under FERPA, ALL EDUCATION RECORDS, including the ones just listed (along with many, many other items), are REQUIRED to be produced within FORTY-FIVE DAYS of the initial request. That request occurred MORE THAN THREE YEARS AGO. So, Liar L’Orange, even if a protective order were in affect regarding those records, they are still covered under FERPA and it is a FACT that they have NEVER been produced to the plaintiff. As we noted above, Liar L’Orange is a mental misfit and total ignoramus when it comes to the basic educational rights of students.

As with all hypocrites like shyster L’Orange, his ongoing deceit provides another glaring example as to what an unprincipled bully he is and may be found in his statement that,

“Ever the legal scholar, [the plaintiff] carefully researched the outer boundaries of what he thought he could state with impunity.”

Oh really Sir Chrisy the Sissy L’Orange? Once again, your hypocrisy comes blazing through your spittle. Not only is it absolutely clear that you’re an ignoramus when it comes to Federal Education Laws, as evidenced by your own failure to even know what FERPA is (we’ll be posting EXACT copies of one of your abusive “depositions” where you couldn’t even pronounce the acronym “FERPA” [L’Orange consistently referred to it a “FER-PRA”], but the fact that he intentionally IGNORED the fact that FERPA requires all education records to be produced within forty-five days (which Capella has refused to comply with – even THREE YEARS later) only solidifies the FACT that he is a clueless shyster who is anything but a “legal scholar.” Face it L’Orange, you’re a hypocrite and a liar.

Moving on. . . it’s a good thing that megalomaniac L’Orange can’t be subjected to some intensive psychoanalysis – there’s a term for behavior like his – “projection.” As we’ve just noted, L’Orange is a complete legal imbecile when it comes to basic education laws for which he cowers behind his own arrogance to mask his stupidity.

Then there’s the problem that L’Orange and the rest of Capella’s shysters have consistently had with “editing and presenting information out of context in order to create false inferences.” Actually, it’s more than that – MUCH more! One such example may be found on page four of his asinine letter in which shyster L’Orange states that the plaintiff,

“has unleashed a whole series of vindictive, unfounded, and particularly defamatory posts he has again fraudulently accused. . .[Capella’s lying president and oaf Michael] Offerman of engaging in insider trading in the exercise of his options package.”

While mental misfit and legal researcher extraordinaire L'Orange continues to foam at the mouth, his own fraud (as documented by his ceaseless acts of deceit, it’s not surprising that he refuses to mention where that information came from – which, of course, is fully referenced from our site. In this case, he's so unethical that he intentionally refuses to mention the FACT that Offerman is a Capella “insider” who literally, in the matter of a few HOURS made more than a million dollars with his insider trading. That FACT was first reported by the Minneapolis/St. Paul Business Journal in an article which they entitled, “Capella INSIDERS [emphasis ours] Cash in Options.” Of course his own, inept “legal research skills” intentionally IGNORED that FACT. Why doesn't he sue the ones who first reported on Offerman’s option bonanza – the Minneapolis/St. Paul Business Journal?

Our final FACT (i.e. the TRUTH) of the day concerns another one of Sir Chrisy the Sissy’s lies that the plaintiff,

“further claimed Capella retaliated against him by later suspending him for a period of two academic quarter for inappropriate behavior in the virtual classroom.”

Oh really, Chevalier Hank Quixote L’Orange the Liar?! Let’s examine the FACTS (again, the TRUTH), Capella did NOT “suspend” the plaintiff for “two academic quarters” – and Liar L’Orange KNOWS that’s a FACT. Capella University literally threw the plaintiff out of their “school” permanently. Of course, as scum bag L’Orange also knows, shyster Greg Thom also LIED to the United States Department of Education about that FACT too.

As to be expected from someone who deliberately engages in continual acts of deceit, we’re nearly certain that L’Orange did not turn over ANY of the documents linked from our FACTS pages to the court that demonstrate, conclusively, what a liar he, Horse’s Ass Epling, and Capella University really are. As usual, L’Orange is so unethical that he conveniently leaves out a LOT of pertinent information. For example, he not only ignores some of the key players, such as charlatan Diane Stottlemyer who literally bought bogus degrees from known diploma mills, but also intentionally refuses to mention any of the FACTS (again, the TRUTH) that the plaintiff’s instructors were not only supportive of him but, indeed, found him to be an exceptional student! Those FACTS (which L’Orange the unethical lying shyster ignored) included, but are not necessarily limited to, the following:


Fact One (July 10, 2007) – Capella Instructor, Dr. Nancy Johnson, Speaks Out About WebCT!
Fact Two (July 11, 2007) – Capella Instructor, Dr. Nancy Johnson, Compliments Plaintiff
Fact Three (July 12, 2007) – Capella Instructor, Kris Luopa, States Plaintiff is "an excellent student!"
Fact Four (July 13, 2007) – Capella Instructor, Amar Almasude, Complains About WebCT
Fact Five (July 14, 2007) – Capella Instructor, Jill Krout, Tells Plaintiff He was Fun to Have in Class and that She Learned from Him!
Fact Six (July 15, 2007) – Recap of the Truth About the Plaintiff and WebCT by as Stated By Capella University's Own Instructors

Gosh, we wonder why L’Orange didn’t mention those FACTS in his letter? Oh well, it should be painfully obvious that L’Orange is too UNETHICAL to acknowledge reality. And he tries to claim he’s the tooth fairy? Hardly! You know, scumbags like L’Orange, conveniently seem to forget that the TRUTH ALWAYS PREVAILS, perhaps its time for him learn to tell it – until he does, his pernicious whining is only going to come back to haunt him. Considering his work with the toxic waste industry, it’s about time someone called him on his gross lack of ethical behavior – just how many thousands or even millions of people has he harmed?

Fact Twenty-eight (August 13, 2007) – Capella University’s Shysters L’Orange & Epling Exposed!

Capella University and their scumbag shysters, Sir Chrisy the Sissy (Hypocrite Hank the Liar L’Orange) and his equally sleazy sidekick, Horse’s Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling have regularly engaged in grossly hypocritical and unethical behavior as they have continually (and intentionally) lied and fabricated bogus information designed to mask the illegal acts of their client. We’ve also been reporting on the asinine and two-faced statement Epling made to a Federal Court that,

“he [the plaintiff who is suing Capella University] typically edits and presents this information out of context in order to create false inferences.”

As that statement is so hilarious and describes EXACTLY what Liar L’Orange and Horse’s Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling have been doing all along, we thought we would post some more FACTS about these two unethical shysters:

Chevalier Henry Christian L’Orange, KCSJ, (Knight Commander of the Order of St John of Jerusalem), KGSJ (Knight of Grace of the Sovereign Order of St. John of Jerusalem), Commander of the Western Military Commandery of the Most Venerable Order of Saint John of Jerusalem, Knights Hospitaller (whew!) has personally told, and has submitted to a Federal Court, lies that are so patently outlandish that we can’t help but wonder how he thinks he can get away with them; for example:

In a brief that shyster L’Orange submitted to a Federal Court, he had the unmitigated gall to state that,

“Plaintiff removed the blocking from his sites from 6 p.m. Wednesday, November 23 (Thanksgiving Eve) through 6 p.m. Wednesday November 30, 2005; approximately 25,213 pages of material were copied from those sites. This is in addition to materials obtained from several of these sites earlier in the litigation”

Yes, you read that correctly, L’Orange fabricated a completely ABSURD LIE by stating that “approximately 25,213 pages of material were copied from” our sites! We don’t know what he was smoking but his statement is a BLATANT, TOTAL, and UTTERLY BIZARRE lie. Our sites had nowhere near 25,213 pages! Of course, L’Orange has never produced all of those pages. Once again, he can’t do so because he KNOWS he’s a liar! It is also a FACT that there were approximately 139 HTML pages at that time. Let’s do a little simple math, 25,213/139 = equals approx. 181 printed pages! That means that the average (mean) printed length of every HTML page that existed at that time would have been nearly TWO HUNDRED printed pages long! Maybe L’Orange’s brain has been fried by dealing too long with the toxic waste interests he represents.

Then there’s the matter where L’Orange the Liar infers that he and the rest of his shyster squad were blocked from viewing our sites prior to November 23, 2003 – “Thanksgiving Eve” no less - even though it is a FACT that Drinker Biddle & Reath, along with Capella University, were regularly visiting our sites before then. L’Orange is exposed as a LIAR on that matter by the very exhibits that both he and Horse’s Ass Epling submitted to the court. These exhibits prove that they were using proxy servers, and other means, to gain access! We’ve already exposed that FACT a few days ago – refer to our Fact Number Twenty-One for details!

We’re not the only one who have pointed out what we believe is L’Orange’s grossly unethical behavior. For example, the Integrity in Science Project of the Center for Science in the Public Interest, is an organization that “combats corporate influence on science and science-based public policy [by] scrutinize more than 200 science-based federal advisory committees for undisclosed conflicts of interest, monitor the media and scientific literature for failure to disclose, and encourage the adoption of strong disclosure policies” presents a lot of great information on their site. The Integrity in Science Project has exposed the fact that the Association For Environmental Health and Science (AEHS) formed a panel “to study” the contamination of Washington’s Fox River with Polychlorinated biphenyls (PCBs).

Wait a minute, it gets even better though! That panel was created at the request of a consortium of six companies that were “responsible for contaminating the Fox River!” Guess who serves on a member of AEHS Scientific Advisory Board? Yep, our very own knight in corroded armor, Sir Hank the Liar L’Orange! Take a look at the information posted on the Integrity in Science Project site regarding that toxic waste nightmare.

Specifically, Horse’s Ass Epling stated that a site created by the plaintiff had created on Geocities “contain[ed] a counter which state[d] that it ha[d] received 455,297 visitors as of August 31, 2005.” So what? Well, the unethical shysters from Drinker Biddle were inferring that nearly half a million people had visited that site with the express interest of finding out, or were intentionally being lead to, more information about Capella University! The only problem is, Liar L’Orange and Horse’s Ass Epling intentionally refused to note that the site they were referring to USED to contain content (i.e., many years ago) that was completely unrelated to Capella University, and that the counter had absolutely NOTHING to do with them. Oh well . . .

Let’s move on now to Horse’s Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling. This grossly unethical liar (and it is a FACT that she is a liar) is obsessed, like Sir Chrisy, with all kinds of things and fabricates her own myths to spew at the court. One of the most hilarious is her uncanny ability to present “ information out of context in order to create false inferences” when referring to web sites – we’ve long noted her lies to the court in which she stated she had visited a web site THREE FULL MONTHS before the domain even existed. We’ve also noted her sleazy attempts, with Sir Chrisy, to claim that there were 25,000 pages on our sites.

With that in mind, we would like to point out another one of her obsessions, genealogy – that’s right, genealogy. As Sir Chrisy and Capella Stella have regularly twisted reality (and yet claim that’s what others do), site visitors will be interested in reading one of their most bizarre inferences - they inferred that the Geocities site (mentioned earlier) was an attempt to get other web site owners to link to information about Capella through their genealogy sites! (As if shysters L’Orange and Epling, would think that genealogy buffs really give a damn about a for-profit scam like Capella). It gets even better though! Capella Stella then states that

“The misdirection through genealogy links is significant, in that the [plaintiff’s] Geocities site contains a counter which states that it has received 455,297 visitors as of August 3 1, 2005.”

Oh give us a BREAK, shyster Epling! Obviously, she’s so delusional that she needs some serious psychiatric help – NOW! Just as hilarious is that after Epling’s drivel was pointed out to the court, she still refused to call the web site by its proper name; instead she notes that the “plaintiff refers to [it] as the "College Review and More" web site. Tell us, Horse’s Ass Epling, why can’t YOU refer to it by its proper name? The answer is simple, it serves her own sleazy unethical purposes to present “this information out of context in order to create false inferences.” Hypocrite!

Considering Epling’s refusal to present facts, we thought we would check, just for fun, into the Epling’s genealogy; here’s what we found (and we’re providing links to our sources to prove that these materials are available to the entire world, via the wonders of the Internet):

According to the Drinker Biddle & Reath’s site (we’ll let you look that one up), Capella Stella Fey Epling was "born 1965; admitted to bar, 1997, California. Education: Oberlin College (A.B., 1987); Univ. of California, Hastings College of the Law (J.D., 1997)"

This, of course, gives anyone enough information to find out more. According to “The Harless Homepage: Home of Harless Genealogy since 1997” (we wonder if Capella Stella knows how visitors they’ve had):

“Stella Fey Epling was born on 24 November 1965. She is the daughter of Richard J. Epling and Floretta Harrington.”

“Children of Richard J. Epling and Floretta Harrington
Renee Judith Epling b. 10 May 1959
Stella Fey Epling b. 24 Nov 1965”

Children of Moses Tichnal Epling and Hortense Arnold
Miles Thomas Epling b. c 1930
John Arnold Epling b. c 1931
Richard J. Epling+ b. 7 Sep 1936”

We’re sure you’re enjoying Capella Stella’s Genealogy so we’re providing a link so you can find out more!

Next, we thought we might take a look at Horse’s Ass Capella Stella’s political persuasions – as we’ve listed two presidents on our site – one from each major political party – who have lied (just like Capella Stella), we wanted to determine if she really is an ass or if she’s an elephant; here’s what we’ve uncovered:

In 1999, Capella Stella Fey Epling made a political contribution of $500 to the Committee To Elect Bill Fazio District Attorney

As it turns out, Bill Fazio appears to have run (unsuccessfully) for the nonpartisan office of District Attorney for San Francisco. According to one source

. . . his “campaign signs, literature and press releases barrage[d] the reader with references to ‘Democrat’ or ‘Democrat Bill Fazio.’”

Hmmm…looks like Capella Stella might really be an elephant. Let’s look some more:

Capella Stella Fey Epling endorsed Kimiko Burton for public defender. Kimiko just happens to be the daughter of State Senator, John Burton, who was, apparently, able to call in many of the state’s far-left politicians into coughing up BIG bucks for Burton’s unsuccessful bid. One source notes that,

“The effort on Burton's behalf, reflected in records filed last week with the city's Ethics Commission, has driven political funding to unheard-of levels -- past the $1 million mark -- in an election for the job of providing legal services to poor people accused of crimes. Relying in part on donations from Sacramento lobbyists, political committees and interest groups that often have business before the state Senate, where her father is president pro tem, Burton already had raised more than $566,000 for her race with lawyer Jeff Adachi. With the $513,216 infusion of soft money -- donations exempt under a legal loophole from the city's $500 limit on individual donations -- more than $1.07 million has been raised to boost her candidacy, the records show. ... Almost 75 percent of her donations come from outside San Francisco -- from Sacramento, Oakland, Los Angeles, Beverly Hills and more than 250 other locales. In fact, the postal zip code where Burton raised the most money is not in San Francisco, but in Sacramento. She obtained more than $27,000 from zip code 95814, the district surrounding the state Capitol, where many of the state's heavy-hitting lobbyists have their offices.”

Somehow, the above seems to fit right in with Capella Stella’s ethics (or lack of). Clearly now, we don’t have a horse’s Ass in Capella Stella – We’ve got an Elephant Rectum instead!

In closing, Capella Stella’s quest for glory has lead her back (again), to the Bar Association of San Francisco. Gold-digger Epling has applied the Peter Principal, again, and has just been appointed to the Bar Association of San Francisco’s (BASF) Board of Directors. We sure hope that the BASF is proud to have someone as dishonest as Capella Stella – frankly, we think they should be ashamed of themselves.

Fact Twenty-seven (August 10, 2007) – Capella University’s Shysters L’Orange & Epling Frantically Feeding their Fetish

Capella University and their scumbag shysters, Hypocrite Hank the Liar L’Orange and his untrusty steed, Horse’s Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling are spinning out of control with their ongoing obsessions with our sites! In fact, we can’t remember a time when we’ve had as many visits from Drinker Biddle & Reath as we have had today!

Interestingly, their feeding frenzy appears to have begun with what we believe must have been another one of Capella Stella Fey Epling’s passive-aggressive acts to get our attention. While we have noted many of the lies that she and her cohort, Sir Chrisy, have told, as well as how she and L’Orange have (and continue to) intentionally obstruct justice by playing all kinds of games (i.e., intentionally refusing to turn over massive amounts of materials demanded months and even years ago, lying in their briefs, showing up unprepared for depositions, etc., etc.) with the court and the plaintiff in the case against Capella University, we certainly haven’t mentioned all of her childish and immature behaviors. For example, at a recent deposition, girly-man shyster

Chevalier Henry Christian L’Orange, KCSJ, (Knight Commander of the Order of St John of Jerusalem), KGSJ (Knight of Grace of the Sovereign Order of St. John of Jerusalem), Commander of the Western Military Commandery of the Most Venerable Order of Saint John of Jerusalem, Knights Hospitaller (whew!)

couldn’t handle things himself (he was too much of an unethical coward) so he brought along his sidekick, Horse’s Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling AND one of Capella University’s very own shysters – Priscilla McNulty. That’s right, one of Capella University’s ongoing acts of harassment and intimidation is to have not one, not two, but THREE shysters at one of their depositions. It gets even better than that though – while only ONE shyster is permitted to speak during such a deposition – our knight in rusted armor, Sir Chrisy the Sissy was the one chosen – we suspect he’s the only one of the three that happens to be capable of using complete sentences without telling a lie EVERY time, Scumbag McNulty was so unethical that she actually MADE FACES at the plaintiff as he was being deposed – that’s right, Priscilla McNulty MADE FACES at the plaintiff! Just as bad is the fact that Horse’s Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling also engaged the Plaintiff in a CHILDISH STARE-DOWN during that same deposition. Talk about harassment!

With Epling’s now well-established pattern of unethical, unprofessional, and extremely childish behavior (in addition to the FACT that she is a liar), we’re surprised to find that someone from Drinker Biddle & Reath tried to play yet another passive-aggressive game today by doing a Google search for the following phrase,

“lie all you want [plaintiff’s name redacted]”

Apparently, shysters Epling and L’Orange can’t stand the FACT that we’re exposing them for EXACTLY what they are – a couple of unethical liars who have consistently demonstrated their dishonesty by making up facts, refusing to turn over countless documents demanded as part of the discovery process, “editing and presenting information out of context in order to create false inferences” (a phrase these two unethical liars have hypocritically accused others of doing), and much, much more. Sorry Chevalier Chrisy the Sissy and Horse’s Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling – the ONLY ones lying are you and your equally unethical client – Capella University.

At the time this was written, the shysters from Drinker Biddle & Reath had visited our sites dozens of times covering a span of time approaching eight hours! We also know that shyster Chevalier Chrisy L’Orange, the liar, appears to have downloaded portions of it to his computer! The same is also true of some other Drinker Biddle clown with the username “THROKL” – the only Drinker Biddle & Reath Employee with a name that might fit that moniker would be Katherine R. Tromble who is described on their site as “an associate in the Education practice of the firm’s Government and Regulatory Affairs Practice Group.” If so, we wonder if Ms. Tromble has ever heard of FERPA? Hmmmmmm . . .

Fact Twenty-six (August 9, 2007) – Capella University’s Shyster L’Orange Fabricates Facts and Lies to Federal Court

Capella University and their unethical lying shysters – especially those from the “law firm” of Drinker Biddle & Reath, Hypocrite Hank L’Orange (Henry Christian L’Orange) and Horse’s Ass, Capella Stella Fey Epling seem to have perfected the art of deceit and boldfaced lies that they regularly regurgitate at the courts. Their lies are so outlandish, that we believe they should both be disbarred for their gross dishonesty. As we have been reporting, Horse’s Ass, Liar, and Hypocrite Epling has stated to a Federal Court that,

“he [the plaintiff who is suing Capella University] typically edits and presents this information out of context in order to create false inferences.”

And yet that is EXACTLY what the Drinker Biddle shysters have done all along – they lie, edit, censor, and redact all kinds of information while intentionally refusing to comply with demands for discovery.

We were reminded of another one of Hypocrite Hank L’Orange’s and Horse’s Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling’s lies while examining our server logs today. As regular readers will remember, one of the HUGE lies that the Drinker Biddle shyster squad practically recite as a mantra is their LIE that they cannot view our sites (that’s not only a LIE but we have the proof – take a look at some of our server logs that show how these sleazy scumbags practically LIVE on our sites – on nearly a DAILY basis)! Today, someone from Drinker Biddle & Reath was looking for the Google search phrase,

“Bill Clinton” “Greg Thom”

The first thing that came to our mind was that perhaps Clinton and shyster Greg Thom had shared Monica Lewinsky – thank God we didn’t find that connection! Just the same, that recalled one of Liar L’Orange’s most blatant acts of “editing and presenting information out of context in order to create false inferences; specifically, Hypocrite Hank L’Orange submitted a brief to a Federal Court, on January 23, 2006, in which he stated,

“[Capella University President and Oaf Michael] Offerman is compared directly with "Baghdad Bob" as a liar and perjurer, for the statement: "Plaintiff’s tuition for the classes he left before completing was refunded; he only paid for those courses he completed." . . . (Offerman's statement is true; see, Thom Supp. Decl. ¶6)”

First, let’s look at the FACTS – the plaintiff’s “tuition” for the classes “he left” was NOT refunded – the plaintiff never “left” any of his classes, he was locked out. Second, it is a FACT that Capella finally sent a check because shyster Greg Thom had told Capella’s Kangaroo Court, on or about July 26, 2004, that “Due to pending legal issues, Capella's general counsel [shyster Greg Thom] has advised that this tuition refund be processed ASAP.” Not only was lying shyster Greg Thom calling all of shots but, by the time he ordered a check to be sent for “pending legal issues,” numerous complaints had already been filed with a large number of law enforcement agencies due to Capella’s illegal actions and theft of the plaintiff’s money. Of course, Liar L’Orange has consistently REFUSED to turn over ANY of Capella’s documents pertaining to this FACT. What’s Hypocrite Hank trying to hide? The TRUTH, of course!

Just as disgusting is the fact that Sir Chrisy the Sissy then refers to one of shyster Greg Thom’s declaration which, as to be expected, was also filled with more lies. (Click here for details.)

Now let’s look at L’Orange’s most absurd LIE (and the one in which he intentionally “edited and presented information out of context in order to create false inferences” – his statement regarding a page on this site which Hypocrite Hank states that Capella’s lying President and Oaf, Michael Offerman “. . .is compared directly with "Baghdad Bob" as a liar and perjurer. . .” (BTW, the page has since been updated to include more Capella LIARS.)

As Hypocrite Hank is such a complete unethical JERK, let’s first take a look at what he is referring to – a page devoted to Liars and Perjurers from Capella University. A true and exact copy of what Liar L’Orange submitted to the court as an exhibit may be viewed by clicking here.

FACTS:

1. Liar L’Orange “edited and presented information out of context in order to create false inferences” by referring only to Oaf-Offerman and "Baghdad Bob" – he completely ignored other extremely well-known individuals. Why didn’t Horse’s Ass Hank L’Orange state that “Offerman is compared directly with [two President’s of the United States of America]?” The answer, of course, is obvious; L’Orange was too busy being a dishonest worm.

2. As is clearly evident on L’Orange’s exhibit, he intentionally provided a copy that was not complete – none of the photos and graphics are visible; no mention is made, whatsoever, to the very famous quote (an audio file) made by one of our fine Presidents, that is played to all viewers of the page as soon as they connect (even if their sound has been turned off, an audio control panel appears (on the unedited page) directly under the photos of Oaf-Offerman and the Presidents of the United States.

3. Had Liar L’Orange provided a genuine copy of the page, the graphics revealed many other surprises (Offerman with google-eyes; shyster Greg Thom with his Pinocchio nose; Karen Viechnicki, Capella’s lying provost dressed in her Sunday best; etc.), Other audio files are also available – as noted under page two of the exhibit under the word, “Listen!”

4. Then there’s the little matter that shows what a lying shyster Chevalier Henry Christian L’Orange, KCSJ, (Knight Commander of the Order of St John of Jerusalem), KGSJ (Knight of Grace of the Sovereign Order of St. John of Jerusalem), Commander of the Western Military Commandery of the Most Venerable Order of Saint John of Jerusalem, Knights Hospitaller (whew!) REALLY is. Visitors will note the text located at the bottom of both pages of L’Orange’s exhibit (again, we’ve provided an EXACT copy of what he submitted to the court) – that text notes that he (or whoever created the exhibit) used a free online service, “anonymizer.com” to view the page. That, of course, makes Knight of Disgrace L’Orange a HUGE liar. He is such a liar, in fact, that he acts like the little sissy girl he really is, by telling a Federal Court that our sites are “impregnable.” His equally dishonest sidekick, Horse’s Ass Epling also lies about this same matter; one such example may be found in a brief she filed with a Federal Court that states, “Capella has not been able to access and review all of the pages and cannot do so on any regular basis because Capella's access to these sites and that of its counsel has been barred by the site administrator.” Capella Stella told that lie just two weeks after their exhibit was made using “anonymizer.com.” Of course, our shyster twins mention NOTHING about Capella’s refusal to let others have access to their site, as well as their refusal to produce documents.

5. While the Drinker Biddle shysters started engaging in their deceit nearly as soon as the lawsuit was filed against Capella University, they continue to engage in their continual lies to the court that they can’t access our sites – of course, our server logs prove, once again, that H. Christian L’Orange and Capella Stella Fey Epling are a couple of unethical, dishonest, lying shysters.

In closing, we would like to note that Sir Chrisy, Hypocrite Hank, L’Orange has access to the confidential records of another esteemed corporation – R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Company, the manufacturer of many of America’s finest cancer sticks (cigarettes). Based upon our own first-hand experience with L'Orange's blatant dishonesty, we can’t help but wonder how many terminal lung cancer victims he may have abused in the past. Heck, isn’t that what shysters like Liar L’Orange are all about – making as much money as they can while abusing those most in need – and LYING to get his way. What a JERK.