Fact Sixty-seven (November 2, 2007) – Capella University’s Spelling Champ, Kurt Linberg, Gets a Hangnail

Oops, we should have said that Capella’s moronic “Executive Director,” Kurt Linberg of their “School of Business and Technology” just accepted yet another meaningless award (i.e., another opportunity for a press release) – this one bestowed by the “Minnesota Tekne Awards.” What, you never heard of it? Gosh, what a surprise. Of course, this is just another example of Capella receiving an “award” from a Minnesota-based awards presentation (we were surprised to find that, unlike other meaningless awards they’ve received, Capella wasn’t listed as a sponsor). A quick glance at the “About the Award” page for the “Minnesota Tekne Awards” web site is essentially nothing more than a description of what the “award” looks like (gosh, that’s impressive); specifically:

“Each sculpture incorporates a unique piece of Blenko Glass that has been hand fractured and mounted behind a steel Tekne ‘t’ logo. Each sculpture is unique in that each piece of handmade glass exhibits distinctive characteristics of shape, color, bubbles and swirls in the color and density that are the result of the process of pouring the molten, handmade glass and then hand cutting each piece.”

As far as we’re concerned that probably also accurately describes Linberg’s feeble brain – with lots of “bubbles and swirls” that is also very “dense.” Perhaps that’s why Kurt Linberg is such a blatant liar who hires alot [sic] (according to Linberg, “alot” is a compound word) of charlatans like Diane Stottlemyer, who literally buy and use fake “graduate degrees” from diploma mills). Of course, Linberg is such a liar, that he also fraudulently uses Stottlemyer’s fake “titles” (i.e., DOCTOR Stottlemyer) to law enforcement agencies when they’re investigating Capella University. Not surprisingly, Linberg is such a moron that he refuses to cite (or was that sight or site) where Stottlemyer bought her “degrees” (Lacrosse “University)? Heck, Linberg is such a moron that he wouldn’t know the difference between these or other homonyms – CLICK HERE to view an actual example from a web sight [sic] that moron Linberg actually posted on the Internet – and was left there for seven years. BTW, that web sight [sic] was created for the “doctoral degree” he bought from the esteemed “Walden University” (another online “school” also from Minnesota [Where else?]) Linberg finally removed it from the Internet after we pointed out his embarrassing web cite [sic]! About the only thing worse than Linberg’s innate ability to bastardize the English language would be the ever-evolving lexicon now widely recognized as “Capella-speak.” Between Linberg’s ineptitude combined with Capella-speak, there are now alot [sic] of knew [sic] words for LEARNERS to yous [sic]. It’s just too bad that someone from Minnesota doesn’t give Linberg an award for being the most moronic “executive director” at Capella University. Now that would be great material for their next press release!