Fact Forty-two (September 11, 2007) – Capella University’s Shyster, H. Christian L’Orange Lies Again.
So, what else is new? Capella's shyster, H. Christian L'Orange (Sir Chrisy the Sissy) has joined he cohort, Horse's Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling, from the "law firm" of Drinker Biddle & Reath in lying to a Federal Court under penalty of perjury. Of course, that's nothing new for Capella’s own in-house shysters, Greg Thom and Priscilla McNulty (Horse's Ass McNulty) either. Heck, it appears as if there’s an epidemic of lying shysters associated with Capella University! Let's take a look at some more of the LIES (which are VERIFIABLE using OBJECTIVE MEASURES) that Knight Commander Chevalier Hank the Liar L'Orange has just regurgitated at the court. Again, it is a FACT, i.e. the TRUTH that L'Orange has lied (under penalty of perjury). For example, L'Orange recently told a Federal Court that,
Then, in another document that Mr. Defective Codpiece, Hypocrite Hank Quixote the Liar L'Orange just spewed at a Federal Court in which he tries to circumvent the First Amendment Rights of his intended victim by shutting our sites down. Heck, his "arguments" have been so repetitive, that we're beginning to wonder if L'Orange suffers from a chronic case of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder too! (It's just too bad that the American Psychological Association [APA] has consistently refused to grant accreditation for Capella’s programs – that means that L'Orange will have to find another school in order to give him the "mental evaluation" he apparently needs.) Perhaps that's also why he has submitted some documents to the court as many as EIGHT TIMES.
Let's take a look at one of H. Christian L'Orange the Liar's favorite mantras – the one in which he whines that our sites have caused Capella University "great and irreparable injury" and "severe hardship." Those claims are so absurd that we can't help but wonder if Liar L'Orange had his reasoning altered by aliens from Mars! Specifically, L'Orange just told a Federal Court that,
Let's look at some of the REAL FACTS (not those that L'Orange and his shyster squad are continually fabricating in the drivel that they retch at the court). As we’ve just noted, L'Orange claims,
1. The problem Capella's shysters have with a few, very simple items – things like honesty, integrity, ethics, etc., etc. No one ever asked L'Orange and his fellow alien-abductees to continually LIE (under penalty of perjury, no less). REAL attorneys are, allegedly, supposed to tell the truth, not fabricate their own "facts."
2. It appears as if L'Orange doesn't care how absurd and intentionally dishonest the documents he files with the courts are: He seems to think that his messiah complex is supposed to provide him with immunity from being exposed for his deceitful lies, fabrication of bogus facts, and deliberate acts of unethical behavior.
3. Capella has, most certainly NOT been harmed. Heck, if anything, our sites have given them free publicity to bilk untold millions of dollars from many other present and future "learners" (Capella-speak for student). It is a VERIFIABLE FACT, using FULLY OBJECTIVE measures that since our sites have gone up, Capella's enrollment has not only SOARED, but so have their profits. Not only that, but since Capella University’s IPO, less than a year ago, the price of their stock has also more that DOUBLED. Not surprisingly, Hypocrite Hank the Liar L'Orange has consistently refused to turn over the documents that we provide on (or link from) our site to support such FACTS. Because H. Christian L'Orange appears incapable of even mentioning those documents, we would like to point out one article that just appeared (September 9, 2007) in the Star Tribune of Minneapolis-St. Paul, entitled, "Capella makes the grade, and its shares soar: The university, one of the few Internet colleges that teach exclusively online, has seen its stock price more than double since its initial public offering in November." (Go ahead, click on the link – we’re certain that Hypocrite Hank won’t provide it to the court.)
Finally, we want to take a look at another one of Knight Commander Chevalier Quixote L'Orange's piles of petulance:
1. Capella corporate officers HAVE engaged in insider trading and kickback schemes
3. It is a FACT that Capella has actively engaged in CENSORSHIP. CLICK HERE to read our report on that matter – along with accompanying documentation (that we’re sure L’Orange will ignore).
4. Instead of turning over evidence, they have instead spewed THOUSANDS of pages of extraordinary disorganized nonsense, the vast majority of which is NOT accessible to those with recognized disabilities. REFER to the link provided in the proceeding item.
5. L'Orange and his shyster squad have FRAUDULENTLY stated that we have intentionally posted "false and defamatory" materials on our sites when, in FACT, we have consistently provided documentation that provides prime facie (ooh, another Latin word!) evidence that shows what LIARS L’Orange and his thugs are.
The only thing that "lacks foundation" are the vast amounts of repetitive explosive diarrhea that L'Orange and Capella continuously blast at the court. It's time for L'Orange and his cohorts to start telling the truth.
"Prior to and continuing since his suspension from Capella in July, 2004, [the student who is suing the bigots at Capella University] purchased . . .domain names" regarding our sites.That, of course is a BLATANT LIE and Hypocrite Liar L'Orange KNOWS that it is. It is a FACT that no domains were purchased until AFTER Capella launched their retaliation against that student. That's right, not a single domain, not one, was purchased until AFTER Capella illegally locked the student of his courses. One of those courses, BTW, was Diane Stottlemyer's – the one that we've long reported as being Capella's chief charlatan who literally bought and used FAKE DEGREES from a known diploma mill. The FACT that Stottlemyer bought and used fake degrees is fully verifiable using objective measures. As with so many of the blatant lies told by Capella's shyster squad, L'Orange, displays his ability to tell TWO lies in a single sentence! As the unethical sleaze bag Hypocrite Hank L'Orange KNOWS, Capella never "suspended" the student – they threw him of their "school" WITHOUT ANY due process. L'Orange also knows that, more than three years later, the jerks and liars at Capella University have NEVER informed that plaintiff that he had really been "disenrolled" (Capella-speak for expelled).
Then, in another document that Mr. Defective Codpiece, Hypocrite Hank Quixote the Liar L'Orange just spewed at a Federal Court in which he tries to circumvent the First Amendment Rights of his intended victim by shutting our sites down. Heck, his "arguments" have been so repetitive, that we're beginning to wonder if L'Orange suffers from a chronic case of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder too! (It's just too bad that the American Psychological Association [APA] has consistently refused to grant accreditation for Capella’s programs – that means that L'Orange will have to find another school in order to give him the "mental evaluation" he apparently needs.) Perhaps that's also why he has submitted some documents to the court as many as EIGHT TIMES.
Let's take a look at one of H. Christian L'Orange the Liar's favorite mantras – the one in which he whines that our sites have caused Capella University "great and irreparable injury" and "severe hardship." Those claims are so absurd that we can't help but wonder if Liar L'Orange had his reasoning altered by aliens from Mars! Specifically, L'Orange just told a Federal Court that,
"The great and irreparable injury that would be sustained by Capella if this Court denies Capella's motion for preliminary injunction dwarfs any conceivable injury to [the Plaintiff who is suing Capella] by the granting of such relief. To be sure, the preliminary injunction sought is narrow and [the Plaintiff who is suing Capella] will not be harmed by an injunction requiring him to refrain from further unlawful conduct. Capella, its staff, and its attorneys, on the other hand, will suffer severe hardship if the preliminary injunction is not issued as their reputation and credibility will continue to suffer. Additionally, Capella's goodwill in the community and with current and prospective students will continue to be irreparably damaged. Consequently, the balance of hardships strongly weighs in favor of Capella."Earth to L'Orange, Earth to L'Orange. . .this is mission control. Are there any lifeguards left in your gene pool? (Obviously not!)
Let's look at some of the REAL FACTS (not those that L'Orange and his shyster squad are continually fabricating in the drivel that they retch at the court). As we’ve just noted, L'Orange claims,
"Capella, its staff, and its attorneys, on the other hand, will suffer severe hardship if the preliminary injunction is not issued as their reputation and credibility will continue to suffer."This whine just happens to highlight a couple of L'Orange's greatest delusions:
1. The problem Capella's shysters have with a few, very simple items – things like honesty, integrity, ethics, etc., etc. No one ever asked L'Orange and his fellow alien-abductees to continually LIE (under penalty of perjury, no less). REAL attorneys are, allegedly, supposed to tell the truth, not fabricate their own "facts."
2. It appears as if L'Orange doesn't care how absurd and intentionally dishonest the documents he files with the courts are: He seems to think that his messiah complex is supposed to provide him with immunity from being exposed for his deceitful lies, fabrication of bogus facts, and deliberate acts of unethical behavior.
3. Capella has, most certainly NOT been harmed. Heck, if anything, our sites have given them free publicity to bilk untold millions of dollars from many other present and future "learners" (Capella-speak for student). It is a VERIFIABLE FACT, using FULLY OBJECTIVE measures that since our sites have gone up, Capella's enrollment has not only SOARED, but so have their profits. Not only that, but since Capella University’s IPO, less than a year ago, the price of their stock has also more that DOUBLED. Not surprisingly, Hypocrite Hank the Liar L'Orange has consistently refused to turn over the documents that we provide on (or link from) our site to support such FACTS. Because H. Christian L'Orange appears incapable of even mentioning those documents, we would like to point out one article that just appeared (September 9, 2007) in the Star Tribune of Minneapolis-St. Paul, entitled, "Capella makes the grade, and its shares soar: The university, one of the few Internet colleges that teach exclusively online, has seen its stock price more than double since its initial public offering in November." (Go ahead, click on the link – we’re certain that Hypocrite Hank won’t provide it to the court.)
Finally, we want to take a look at another one of Knight Commander Chevalier Quixote L'Orange's piles of petulance:
"If immediate action is not taken to bar [the student who is suing Capella] from continuing to publish false and defamatory statements about Capella, its staff, and its attorneys, their reputations, credibility and goodwill will be irreparably harmed. To be sure, [the student who is suing Capella] venomous attacks, without foundation, continually accuse Capella corporate officers of engaging in insider trading and kickback schemes, and its defense counsel of obstruction of justice and committing numerous acts of fraud. Such statements constitute defamation per se, and those subject to these attacks face loss of professional reputation and diminished standing in their respective communities - unquestionably irreparable injury, and injuries which cannot be redressed by damages."Granted, Hypocrite Hank can use a thesaurus but that's about the extent of his abilities. You see, there's just one teensy-weensy problem with the above statement – defamation per se (ooh, a Latin word!) – can only take place if something isn’t true. L'Orange is, apparently, such a moronic oaf that he simply refuses to acknowledge reality. The TRUTH (again, which is easily established using highly objective and fully verifiable evidence is that:
1. Capella corporate officers HAVE engaged in insider trading and kickback schemes
a. Capella University Shyster, H. Christian L’Orange Lies Again, and Media Continues Report on Kickbacks
b. The Motley Fool recently published an article, which they entitled, "Don't Get Swindled by Scholarship Scams" about the KICKBACKS (their term, NOT ours) that Capella's Financial Aid Director, Timothy Lehmann, was accepting.
c. The Minneapolis-St Paul Business Journal recently published an article they entitled (not us), "Capella insiders cash in options" which lists that FACT that Capella's President Michael Oaf Offerman made more than one MILLION dollars in a few short hours by exercising his INSIDER stock options.
d. It is also a FACT that Capella University has paid KICKBACKS to the University of California, Irvine for each student who transfers into Capella programs. Click here to see just ONE example of many agreements personally signed by Capella’s lying President, Michael Offerman.2. Capella’s "counsel" (rather hypocritical for L'Orange to claim that he and Epling are "defense counsel" when significant portions of their vile actions have been spent ATTACKING the plaintiff with their frivolous countersuit) have engaged in the obstruction of justice by intentionally withholding mountains of documents demanded under both Federal law and as part of the discovery process. This FACT has also been noted in another lawsuit – one in which Capella University has maliciously filed another frivolous lawsuit against their insurance company for their refusal to pay for Capella vicious ATTACKS on the student who is suing them. CLICK HERE to read our report on that matter – along with accompanying documentation (that we're sure L'Orange will ignore).
3. It is a FACT that Capella has actively engaged in CENSORSHIP. CLICK HERE to read our report on that matter – along with accompanying documentation (that we’re sure L’Orange will ignore).
4. Instead of turning over evidence, they have instead spewed THOUSANDS of pages of extraordinary disorganized nonsense, the vast majority of which is NOT accessible to those with recognized disabilities. REFER to the link provided in the proceeding item.
5. L'Orange and his shyster squad have FRAUDULENTLY stated that we have intentionally posted "false and defamatory" materials on our sites when, in FACT, we have consistently provided documentation that provides prime facie (ooh, another Latin word!) evidence that shows what LIARS L’Orange and his thugs are.
The only thing that "lacks foundation" are the vast amounts of repetitive explosive diarrhea that L'Orange and Capella continuously blast at the court. It's time for L'Orange and his cohorts to start telling the truth.
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