Fact Forty-one (September 7, 2007) – Capella University & Their Shysters Continue Obstructing Justice

As to be expected, Capella University and their ever-expanding cesspool of shysters and "attorneys" just can't seem to get their act together. Heck, Capella and their ambulance chasers (consisting of their in-house shyster twins – Greg Thom and Priscilla McNulty along with their sleaze shyster team from the "law firm" of Drinker Biddle & Reath – H. Christian L'Orange and Capella Stella Fey Epling) have all personally lied so many times, and often in signed declarations under the penalty of perjury, that it's becoming increasingly difficult to keep track of all of them. What's so disgusting; however, is that it now appears that Capella University, along with yet another one of their "law firms," Foley & Mansfield (including their "attorneys," Gerald H Bren and Thomas M Stieber) are now also being accused of refusing to turn over (even more) documents demanded under the discovery process regarding Capella's entirely frivolous lawsuit against their insurance company, Executive Risk Specialty Insurance Company (ERSIC). ERSIC has rightfully refused to pay for Capella's bigotry and retaliation against a former student (who is also, rightfully, suing Capella).

Capella first launched their vile actions against ERSIC when they (their insurance company) refused to pay for Capella's so-called "defense" against the student. ERSIC has rightfully, from the very beginning, noted that Capella University intentionally lied and tried to deceive ERSIC by refusing to note all of the investigations by law enforcement agencies pending against Capella with the United States Department of Education that were filed PRIOR to the time that the school bought their policy. It is also a FACT that more than one of those investigations against Capella are still open at this very moment!

Capella University, of course, has not only lied to ERSIC (and we can PROVE that they did), but they've also been demanding that ALL of their frivolous legal fees be paid. As far as we’re concerned, Capella University and their thugs have intentionally committed fraud in their vile efforts to extort money from ERSIC. Now that ERSIC is fighting back (and we’re looking forward to the day when they prevail against Capella), they have discovered that Capella not only wants to extort money from them but is now INTENTIONALLY WITHOLDING information that is absolutely critical to support Capella’s bogus claims in the first place. It is a FACT that ERSIC demanded that Capella University (and this is a direct quote) to:

"Please describe in detail the factual bases of your claim for damages against Gallagher Risk and include an itemized statement of the claimed damages."

as well as to provide,

"Copies of all documents relating to the claim for damages in this case against Gallagher Risk, including but not limited to attorney billings."

NOTE – As Capella Shysters, Hank the Hypocrite Christian L'Orange and Horse’s Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling have continuously and intentionally WITHELD information in their spittle, we urge all readers to CLICK HERE to view one of the documents that ERSIC has just filed with the Federal Court.

Okay, so Capella is trying to extort money from ERSIC into paying for their shysters expenses, including the enormous bills their grossly unethical lying shysters from Drinker Biddle & Reath, Sir Chrisy the Sissy L'Orange and Capella Fey Epling – both of whom have also personally lied, under penalty of perjury to another Federal Court – must be running up. The fact of the matter; however, is that Capella University has REFUSED to turn over the bills which scum bags L'Orange and Epling must be generating (maybe they're trying to buy L'Orange a new suit of armor or a new stable for Horse’s Ass Epling).

Wait a minute – it gets even more disgusting! As we have long noted, Capella and all of their unethical, lying, unscrupulous, dishonest shysters (L'Orange, Epling, Thom, and McNulty) have not been “defending” Capella but have, instead, launched a multiyear tirade of deceit and unfounded vicious attacks against the student (who is suing them) by intentionally filing a pernicious countersuit against that student. As with all thugs, hypocrites, bullies, etc., Capella and their shysters have INTENTIONALLY REFUSED to turn over detailed accountings of their "legal expenses" regarding their malicious attack against the student. Being the money mongers they are, Capella also wants to EXTORT additional money from ERSIC to pay for their malicious attacks on the student. BTW, the VAST MAJORITY of time and energy spent by Capella and their shyster squad (L'Orange, Epling, Thom, and McNulty) have been on their unfounded ATTACKS on that student. Naturally, ERSIC has also rightfully told that court that, even if Capella was not attempting to defraud them for their "defense" expenses, they still would not be obligated to pay for Capella’s attacks.

ERSIC also noted Capella's and their shysters' intentional attempts to obstruct justice by REFUSING to respond to legitimate demands for discovery. While we have long reported that Chevalier Knight Commander and Hypocrite Liar L'Orange and Horse’s Ass Capella Stella vile habit of vomiting thousands upon thousands of meaningless documents (thousands of which have also been HIGHLY CENSORED) at the court, as well as intentionally lying about the actual quantity of other documents. For example they have REFUSED to turn over the "25,213 pages of material" that Hank Christian L'Orange has consistently and intentionally lied to the Federal Court that he states were copied from our sites as of Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 6 PM.

Interestingly, ERSIC has found that Capella has refused to comply with (and, again, this is an EXACT quote – CLICK HERE to view that document),

"other discovery requests [that] ask for specific information, and Capella's responses, rather than identifying specific documents, merely generically reference 5470 documents produced. (Dec. Sande ¶4, Ex. C). For example, Request for Production 11 asks for "All documents that you maintain support the allegation … that [Gallagher] acted as ERSIC’s agents in connection with the sale of the Policy to Capella." Id. Capella responded, like it did to all sixteen requests: "See objections and answer to request no. 1 above", which references all 5740 documents produced. Id.

"ERSIC sought to obtain the additional information and appropriate responses without the need for court intervention. On July 27, 2007, counsel for ERSIC sent correspondence to Capella requesting appropriate discovery answers, including the disclosure of documents relevant to ERSIC's claim for defense costs in the underlying La Marca litigation. (Dec. Sande, ¶8, Ex. F). Moreover, counsel for ERSIC has had telephone and e-mail communications with Capella's counsel since that correspondence to determine whether Capella would provide the requested information. (Dec. Sande, ¶8). To date Capella has not, and given the repeated inquiries on this subject and the significant time that has expired since the discovery requests were issued, it is unlikely that further discussions and delay would be beneficial. (Dec. Sande, ¶9)."

In other words, just like shysters Sir Chrisy the Sissy Hank the Hypocrite L'Orange the Liar (whew – he’s been so consistently dishonest and unethical that there are simply not enough enough adjectives to appropriately describe him) and Horse's Ass Capella Stella Fey Epling, Capella's own in-house sleaze squad of shyster Greg Thom and shyster Priscilla McNulty, along with their "other attorneys" from Foley & Mansfield, Gerald H Bren and Thomas M Stieber, have continued Capella's intentional deceit by ignoring highly appropriate demands for production. Of course, the fecal material they do eventually turn over, requires thousands of extra rolls of two-ply toilet paper to wipe away all the crap in order to find anything of substance - naturally, there isn't anything because it had already been subjected to Capella's bile. We can't wait to find out how Capella's going to try and vent their spleen next!