A Day in the Life of Shawn Ambrose

Capella Rocks Ignores His Students While Feeding His Obsession!

Capella's head cheerlead, chief zealot, employee (oops, make that "Independent Contractor"), and water boy, Shawn Ambrose has relentlessly attacked others who have filed lawful complaints against Capella University. For those wishing to view Ambrose's recent declaration to the United States District Court on behalf of his "honey" - Capella University, please view here!

As has long been noted, Ambrose loves to tout both his current and yet unearned "accomplishments" (such as his "doctorate" from Capella). Just the same, in the materials he submitted to the court (which is a public record), his past is littered with such wonderful things as substance abuse. He also proudly proclaims that he is a full-time faculty member at Lac Courte Oreilles Ojibwa Community College, in Wisconsin. Ambrose also brags that is a member of the Andrew Jackson University adjunct faculty pool - even though it appears as if he has never really taught a course for them. Of course, he has also been hired as an employee (oops, make that an "independent contractor") by Capella University.

In light of what must be an incredible teaching load <LOL>, it's rather difficult to imagine how Shawn Ambrose finds time to feed his obsession defending his employer (Capella University) - oops, we forgot, Ambrose is an "independent contractor." He has spent endless hours serving as Capella's Zealot by posting his drivel with all over Internet using some of his seemingly endless number of usernames - his favorite is "Capella Rocks" - isn't that cute?

Now, for the first time ever, we are pleased to shed some light on Ambrose's obsession and are proud to present the following materials as part of "A Day in the Life of Shawn Ambrose!" As the following information attests, it would appear that Ambrose spends far more time on his computer at Lac Courte Oreilles Ojibwa Community College looking for information about Capella University, than he does visiting his own online course rooms! For example, on February 8, 2006, we believe that Shawn Ambrose connected to this (and some of our sister-sites) an incredible 31 times over a six hour period (6:50 AM to 12:52 PM). Of course these represent just the connections from his work computer and those that seem to have originated from his home computer.

Even more disturbing is that while Ambrose is busy doing Capella's dirty work, he fails to connect to his online classes. For example, during the same time period (inclusive of February 8, 2006), Shawn Ambrose did not visit some of his own online course rooms at Lac Courte Oreilles Ojibwa Community College for nearly two weeks! Records that are available to all on the Internet show that from the time spanning:

As clearly noted on the screen captures listed below, Ambrose visited this and related sites at least 31 times in one day from his work computer while, at the same time, he failed to log onto at least two of his online courses for approximately two weeks each! We would love to know if he ignores his Capella class too - after all, he would only be following in another Capella jerk's footsteps - Diane Stottlemyer (the one who purchased her bogus "graduate degrees" from a known diploma mill, Lacrosse University). The following examples speak for themselves!

 

Shawn Ambrose Connects to Capella Sucks Sites From His Work Computer
31 Times in One Day - While Ignoring His Own Students!

The following information came from logs that recorded Shawn Ambrose's visits on February 8, 2006. As we have no desire to act like Capella's attorney's from Drinker Biddle, Capella Stella Fey Epling and Sir Chrisy the Sissy L'Orange, who regularly throw entire rainforests of meaningless paper at the court as part of their smear campaign, we'll let the following excerpts serve as prime examples of Ambrose's role as one of Capella's best zealots.

 

 

Screen Capture of Log that shows Ambrose connected to this and related sites 31 times on February 8, 2006.

 

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Shawn Ambrose Fails to Visit His Online Hospitality Class
for Nearly Two Weeks!

...and yet, as noted above, he visited this and related sites from his work computer an incredible 31 times on February 8, 2006! In an effort to save electrons, we didn't bother to post the other visits he made during the same time period (February 3 to February 15, 2006). We also didn't list his connections to these sites from what appears to have been his home computer.

 

 

Screen capture of Lac Courte Oreilles Ojibwa Community College web page for Ambrose Hospitality Class that demonstrates he did not visit it for 12 days 8 hours beginning on February 3, 2006.

 

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Shawn Ambrose Fails to Visit His Online Business Writing Class
for Nearly Two Weeks!

Again, as noted above, he visited this and related sites an incredible 31 times on February 8, 2006 from his work computer! In an effort to save electrons, we didn't bother to post the other visits he made during the same time period (January 31 to February 13, 2006). We also didn't list his connections to these sites from what appears to have been his home computer.

 

 

Screen capture of Lac Courte Oreilles Ojibwa Community College web page for Ambrose Business Writing class that demonstrates he did not visit it for 13 days 8 hours beginning on January 31, 2006.

 

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